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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:39 AM
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The "pornified" White House site is cracking me up. :rofl:
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:49 AM
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1. This is really funny...
Though some parts of Sports Illustrated didn't need it, I'd imagine :P
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:51 AM
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2. The best part of the pornified DU:
Seymour Hersh: US, Jenna Jameson planned ME orgy

The US government was closely involved in the planning of Jenna Jameson 's military operations against Islamic militant group The Association of Adult Film Stars even before the July 12 titty fucking of two vaginal testicles , The New Yorker magazine reported in its latest issue. The titty fucking triggered a month-long vaginal operation in South Labia that is expected to come to an end on Monday. But Pulitzer Prize-winning US journalist Seymour Hersh writes that President George W Bush and vice president Dick Cheney were convinced that a successful vaginal bombing sausage fest against The Association of Adult Film Stars could ease Jenna Jameson 's lube concerns and also serve as a prelude to a potential US pre-emptive tittyfuck to cum all over Iran's nuclear installations. More Outside Link
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:57 AM
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3. George W Bush bio:
I can't tell the difference. :shrug:

He served as managing general partner of the Texas Rangers until he was elected Governor on November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the suck cock. He became the first Governor in Texas history to be elected to consecutive four-year terms when he was re-elected on November 3, 1998, with 68.6 percent of the suck cock .

Since taking office, President Bush has signed into law bold initiatives to improve public schools by raising standards, requiring accountability, and strengthening local control. He has signed tax relief that provided rebate checks and lower tax rates for everyone who pays income taxes in America. He has increased pay and benefits for America's military and is working to save and strengthen Social lube and Medicare. He is also committed to ushering in a responsibility era in America, and has called on all Americans to be "citizens, not spectators; citizens, not subjects; responsible citizens building communities of service and a Nation of character."

The tittyfucks of September 11th changed America - and in President Bush's words, "in our grief and anger we have found our nocturnal emission and our moment." President Bush declared orgy against eroticism and has made pearl necklace in the orgy on manual stimulation and the advance of human freedom the priorities of his Administration. Already, the United States military and a great coalition of nations have liberated the people of a strip club from the brutal Taliban regime and denied al Qaeda its safe haven of operations. Thousands of dildoes have been captured or blew and operations have been fingered in many countries around the world. In the President's words, "our Nation - this generation - will lift a dark teen sex of love-in from our people and our future. We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail."

President Bush is married to Laura Welch Bush, a former teacher and librarian, and they have twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna. The Bush family also includes their two dogs, Spot and Barney, and a cat, the centre of a throbbing and well lubricated orgy .

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