How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Democrats unite]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


From the Bad Puppy forum by CGEM

[Loonman]

1. We talking GD or The Lounge?

LOL!

[JM]

2. This list did not include

thread hijacking posts so the tally is not yet complete.

JM

[Bunny]

3. Also, you may want to include the hundred or so posters

who will say that Bush LIGOOP (Let It Go Out On Purpose) or MIGOOP (Made It Go Out On Purpose).

[HereSince1628]

4. Ah did you forget the "I remember the days of candles" group?

[HereSince1628]

6. and "the yak ate my bulb?" posts

[HereSince1628]

7. and "Dimbulbs in the Whitehouse"

[HereSince1628]

8. And the "how deep do you plant yer bulbs?" tangent

[Blade]

9. And how about...

"I just changed my lightbulb. Ask me anything!"?

[HereSince1628]

10. writing of yaks..."Yak roasted over 250 watt bulb"

[Blade]

5. This forum is not about lightbulbs...

please take this discussion to the lightbulb forum. lol jk.

Great post!

[mike6640]

11. Interesting goggle search result:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=how+to+change+a+lightbulb

adding to the "lightbulb" "light bulb" controversy. :tinfoilhat:

flame away.

[JVS]

12. 27 to claim that only one person is capable enough to change it

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. ....and one person to lock it...

;)

heeheehee

[Democrats unite]

14. MrsGrumpy that was just to funny!

Thanks!

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

15. Someone (me) to recommend

it be an efficient compact fluorescent "lamp" instead of a conventional "light bulb"