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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-03 12:30 PM
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Worse Joke
"Sir, please step out of the car."

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about two miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered he was a magician and a
juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a
ticket. The driver told the deputy he had sent all his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The deputy told him he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and briefly watched the performance. He then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in! The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take me on to jail, there's no way in hell I can pass that test!"
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molly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-03 12:31 PM
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1. LOL!!!!
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Liberal_Andy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-03 12:35 PM
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2. good one HH!!
Are you back home now?
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-03 12:48 PM
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3. As A Juggler ...
who rarely goes anywhere with out my (ahem ... er) balls (boom tiss), I am waiting for the opportunity to do the same thing.

I can run 5 balls for well over a minute. I have experimented with the effects of alcohol and Juggling. Eventually the alcohol wins, but I could easliy impress with a little buzz on.

Cheers
Drifter

PS - who else Juggles ?
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