What comedian or comedic actor/actress do you have a crush on?

[idgiehkt]

Mine is Tisha Campbell. She's one of the funniest physical comediennes I've ever seen. The episode of "My Wife and Kids" where she and her husband do the Soul Train line at her kids prom is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and the part where she won prom queen almost killed me...I never cease to be amazed at her talent.

[Taverner]

1. Sarah Silverman

[idgiehkt]

8. ah.

now I know why when someone asked her what she would say if she could say one thing to men, she said she would say "My eyes are up here."

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

17. She looks a little like

one of my cousins, so If wasn't for that I'd probably have a crush on her because she's damn funny.

[izzybeans]

23. Well get ready for a duel dear sir.

:P

[Lefty48197]

41. There's a reason God didn't fix our necks and eyes into the straight ahead

position. I agree with the Silverman praise.

[ok_cpu]

42. I'll 5th the motion for Sarah Silverman

[Burma Jones]

50. Uh Huh......

Nods and drools.........

[mvd]

55. I agree there

Have moderate crushes on her and Janeane Garofalo.

[mvd]

57. I've been thinking, and..

I believe those are the only two I have crushes on. Caroline Rhea is kind of cute, but no crush there really. By far, I get my big crushes on actresses and singers - I saw Ashley Tisdale last night on Leno and got one on her. I like bubbly (though not Jennifer Love Hewitt-type bubbly,) and she's 21, so her age is ok. I won't update my crush list for a bit, but Ashley could definitely go on.

[mitchum]

70. My next wife (and I won't mind having a spouse funnier than myself)

[windlight]

2. Who Else but

Janeane Garofalo

[Mad_Dem_X]

53. I have such a straight-girl crush on her

I heart Janeane!

[Skip Intro]

61. Oh yeah.

Wowza!

[stanwyck]

3. Believe it or not, Brad Pitt. When he does comedy

as in "Snatch" or "True Romance". I'm ambivalent when he's in a straight role. But when he's in a comedic role, as in "Thelma and Louise"...he's really hot.

[alarimer]

4. he was just really hot in Thelma and Louise

He could have said NOTHING and I would have been more than okay with it.

[Stardust]

16. Yum...yum.

[driver8]

9. Brad Pitt was hilarious in "Snatch."

That is a very funny movie.

Turkish: Well, do you want to do it?
Mickey: That depends.
Turkish: On what?
Mickey: On you buying this caravan. Not the rouge one, the rose.
Turkish: It's not the same caravan.
Mickey: It's not the same fight.
Turkish: It's twice the fucking size of the last one.
Mickey: Turkish, the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.
Turkish: Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little fucking rich.

Turkish: I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant...
Mickey: Save your breath for cooling your pies. Hey, look

Mickey: Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue. Have I made myself clear, lads?
Turkish: Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.

Turkish: Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

[blondeatlast]

19. Brad and Jason Statham--I'm drooling on my keyboard just thinking

about tha scene (the movie was a hoot, too).

Damn.

[stanwyck]

28. and it's the way he said

periwinkle blue. Which has now become part of our family codespeak.

[kwassa]

5. Aisha Tyler

she did Talk Soup on cable, a running role in Friends towards the end

[driver8]

10. My favorite, also. Plus...she is gorgeous!

[momophile]

6. Jon Stewart

funny, smart and cute. wow.

[Dulcinea]

56. Me too!

I think he's adorable, and my 4-year-old does too! She calls him on her toy cell phone. :)

[yellowdogintexas]

58. Jon Stewart, absolutely. funny smart and cute. My big three

attraction magnets

[hyphenate]

7. Right now, it's a toss-up

They're only lust crushes, though. One is Christopher Meloni of L&O: SVU, and the other is Ben Browder. :)

[Lindsey]

11. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert......

[Reverend_Smitty]

31. ditto

smart, funny and sexy...the triple threat!

[xmas74]

38. I've got a thing for Ben Browder too.

Have had one since the first time I saw Farscape.

[TrogL]

12. Jaye P. Morgan

of The Gong Show

[peekaloo]

24. I remember her. Funny as hell but I always mistook her for

Jane Fonda. :shrug:

[trackfan]

30. I did too.

[flvegan]

13. Tina Fey...

oh, ye Gods...

Garofalo is a good second. Just that Tina is so...scrumtrelescent.

[Stardust]

14. Robin Williams. He's batshit crazy with his stream-of-consciousness

rants but is very tender in the love scenes (particularly the bathtub scene in "Moscow on the Hudson.") Sigh. Laugh. Sigh.

[idgiehkt]

25. If you have never seen "Survivors" with Walter Matthau, you must.

I think it is his first movie and it is absolutely hilarious, it's my favorite role of his by far. Jerry Reed also plays a hit man in it. I've seen it about 20 times and I know just about every line. I don't know why it's not gotten more acclaim, but he plays that role so well and his own persona doesn't dominate the character like it does in so many of his films.

[Stardust]

34. Thanks! I'll check it out...I idolize Robin.//

[idgiehkt]

43. it's worth it...unbelievably funny.

it's not well known, but better than anything he's done since, imho.

There is a scene in that movie with Jerry Reed and the actress that plays his wife that is my favorite movie scene of all time, when he tells her what his occupation is.

[mitchum]

69. "Survivors" is a fantastic movie...and I generally hate Robin Williams...

movies (although "Moscow On The Hudson" is also quite good)
I'm also a fan of Jerry Reed and his whole "hip cracker" persona

[Deja Q]

64. Batshit is the only way to do it!

:D

[Broken_Hero]

15. hmmm

hard to say, but I'm for Janeane Garofalo, she just has that...I don't know inner sexiness, don't give a rat ass attitude...

[enigmatic]

18. Joan Blondell

Especially in "Topper Returns":

[idgiehkt]

26. purty.

I know I've seen that movie but it's been so long I don't remember.

[blondeatlast]

20. Matthew Modine--I just find him very doable in a nerdlike way.

:shrug:

[Deep13]

21. Stephanie Miller

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

22. Sally Phillips

Sketch from "Smack The Pony":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6HqMHpkFo

[idgiehkt]

27. ROFLMAO!

Thats hysterical!! (and porny,lol). The Brits kick-ass, comedy-wise.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

32. Here's a couple more from the same show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioW-VLwx0ec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh0bUolvCMI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcz8Lylg68E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRTXhX0ee4

[idgiehkt]

33. those are so funny!

each one was better than the last and the last one was my favorite...I wish American comedy was this good.

[martymar64]

29. Tie between Sarah Silverman and Julia Louis Dreyfus

Both are Sooooooooooo sexy!

[underpants]

35. I always had a thing for Paula Poundstone

seriously.

I know I know.

[idgiehkt]

37. "But officer, it was a donut"

she's hysterical. I was driving around the other day and they were interviewing a lady on the radio and it sounded just like her and it actually WAS. She is so funny. She was in town for the day doing a show and I just happened to turn the radio on when they were interviewing her at the local station.

I love her routine about pop tarts. Man, comics are hotter than actors any day of the week.

[Radio_Lady]

62. Paula Poundstone was raised in the Massachusetts town we lived in...

for thirty years (Sudbury, MA).

I spoke with her mother once. Paula was estranged from her family in those years -- the 1980s I believe. I have no idea whether she became reassociated with them after her arrest, etc.

[idgiehkt]

63. that's sad to hear.

I really identified with her bits about her mom; one in particular is where she says someone would knock a Flinstones glass off of the table and her Mom would say "Dammit, I can't have nice things." LOL, that is almost a direct quote from my Mom. She is such a funny lady.

[tinfoil tiaras]

36. I used to have a monster crush on Jon Stewart

hell, i even had a screename that was JonStewartIsHot...:rofl: :rofl:

[Ariana Celeste]

39. Will Forte

Just something about him. :loveya:

[arwalden]

40. Brendan Fraser

[blondeatlast]

46. Oh, hell yeah--and he seems like just a very cool person anyway. nt

[mac56]

44. Bonnie Hunt

I love her.

I lurve her.

:loveya:

[Richardo]

54. No, *I* lurve her.

Good call, mac :thumbsup:

[jane_pippin]

45. Borat*, Stephen Colbert, Bruce McCulloch, Amy Sedaris, Larry David,

the guy who plays Jim on The Office, Janeane Garofolo, (go watch Wet Hot American Summer and then tell me otherwise. That's right. You can't.) :D, Jason Lee, Steve Coogan, Bill Maher, and Dave Foley as the hooker from Quebec on KITH.


*I know, it's Sacha Baron Cohen, but it's Borat who has captured my heart.

[Pool Hall Ace]

47. Rob Huebel

[AspenRose]

48. Stephen Colbert

:loveya:

I had an, *ahem*, interesting dream about him last night. :blush:

[Shell Beau]

49. Well Matthew McConaughey is my love, but comedy-wise, Vince

Vaughn. Even though he is supposedly a repub, he is still hilarious and cute!

[idgiehkt]

51. he's a repuke?

wow, I never knew.

[Shell Beau]

52. I am not sure! I have heard that around here so who knows!!

It does seem odd though!

[Cannikin]

59. Brandon Routh....oh comedic

[idgiehkt]

60. well, I can certainly see why, lol.

[dropkickpa]

65. Will Ferrel, I know I know

But there's just something about him i love



Ben Stiller



and my biggest crush Jeremy Piven



I seem to be drawn to hairy men.

[idgiehkt]

66. hairy men aren't as slippery

easier to hang on to?

[dropkickpa]

67. HA! Maybe it's just because I like furry things? nt

[maveric]

68. Joan Cusack.

Did a stint on SNL too.

[Drum]

71. I've had a crush on Tracey Ullman since forever.

[Shakespeare]

72. Keith Olbermann, Anthony Bourdain and Mike Rowe.

Mike Rowe is the host of a few Discovery Channel shows (most recently, "Dirty Jobs"), and used to work for Channel five in the bay area. He's good looking, and has one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard (among other admirable attributes).

edited to add: none of these men are comedians by trade, but are all very, very funny men.