Soon the world shall be mine...will you be a survivor?

[ZombieNixon]

Tell me why I shouldn't obliterate you when I take over. I shall leave you to ponder good responses to this while I go watch the rerun of The Daily Show.

(Yeah, I'm feeling evil. :evilgrin:)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. Would you obliterate me?

:scared: I'm... um... a decent sandwich maker, an artist, and a damn good dancer. :P

[ZombieNixon]

5. Nah...you were good from the start.

Besides, I need a dance partner to make me sandwiches as I lord it over the huddled unwashed masses. :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. Dance whilst making said sandwiches?

That shall be a feat. Let us hope I am talented :)

[ZombieNixon]

15. Well, if you can pull that off, that would be great,

but sequential order would do just fine as well. :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

20. That's good...

I'm blonde. More than one thing at a time = huge accident waiting to happen.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Well, we'll take things slowly...

I suppose. :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

33. Thanks so much...

And while we're at it, can I be assured a postion in this new world order? O8) :hide:

[ZombieNixon]

37. Hell yeah!

:D

[KitchenWitch]

2. Because my cupcakes are moist and delicious

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Oh, geez, so it begins.

Mmm...OK fine. You get to live. }(

[datasuspect]

3. you couldn't obliterate us

we, the federal state of trailerparkia, do hereby throw off the yoke of your evil oppression.

by the holy mullet of william of cyrus, we shall have victory!!

[ZombieNixon]

7. Yeah, but I can turn Trailerparkia into a reservation.

And not the good kind either...:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I'm not gonna give up

I'm not gon' start
I'm gonna work harder

[ZombieNixon]

8. You can be in charge of subjugating the masses

with random obscure lyrics. }(

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Fuck yeah!

But is Destiny's Child really obscure?

[ZombieNixon]

10. It is to me...

:shrug:

The last time I turned on a commercial radio station was...well, never.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Likewise, but I still know them...

Unfortunately.

[ZombieNixon]

12. I know who they are.

Couldn't identify a song of their, though. :shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Because I am so totally inconsequential

that you wouldn't even notice if you obliterated me. Likewise, you wouldn't notice if you didn't obliterate me. So why bother?

[ZombieNixon]

16. Eh...good enough.

:shrug:

[beyurslf]

17. Because my gorgeous baby girl would miss daddy

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[ZombieNixon]

18. Oh, all right.

I'm a sucker for animals. :eyes:

:P

[beyurslf]

21. yeah i get to live

[jobycom]

19. So that I let you keep your petty world rather than giving it CalPeg.

Don't start talking smack behind your boss's back. Just cause I went to the freezer for my bottle of Tequila doesn't mean I ain't watchin' you and your little earth realm.

[ZombieNixon]

23. I WILL SPEAK TO CALPEG DIRECTLY!!!!

NO DEALING WITH GO-BETWEENS!!! :grr:

:P

[jobycom]

24. Oh, it's like that. Well, we'll just see what she says, won't we?

[otherlander]

25. I could be some sort of messanger...

I'm good at running from cops and painting things really fast so I could be the Graffiti Czar and spread your messages through the world... all I'd need would be a Vespa.

Or I could farm soybeans... growing revolutions need lots food to grow up big and strong, don't they?

[ZombieNixon]

26. Imperial Page!!

}(

[otherlander]

27. WTF is an Imperial Page?

[ZombieNixon]

28. A page...

AKA messenger, flunky in the service of the Empire. :evilgrin:

[otherlander]

29. Nah...I'm a freelance graffiti artist...

I'll write what you pay me to, but I'm not joining the empire and you can't make me. Na-na!!! You can't make me! Haha! So there!

[ZombieNixon]

30. Well, it's either that or be obliterated...

:eyes:

:P

[otherlander]

31. Well.... then...

I know you are going to kill me... go ahead and shoot, coward!

[ZombieNixon]

34. I said *soon* the world *shall* be mine...

not *now* the world *is* mine...

You have yet more time to make a decision. :P

[spacelady]

32. Why should you even think of obliterating? If you take over, shouldn't

you be appointing fellow DU'ers into important positions?
I will be Corresponding Secretary.

[ZombieNixon]

35. OK, what are your qualifications?

:shrug:

[spacelady]

36. Major PR training, various correspondence for many clients, &

intimate knowledge regarding the human condition.

[ZombieNixon]

38. Eexcellllent...

MUAHAHAHA!!! :evilgrin:

[spacelady]

39. Let me know when I should report for doody.

[ZombieNixon]

40. Hehe...you said "doody."

:D

[Broken_Hero]

41. I am a survivor...

and the question isn't "why you shouldn't obliterate me"...the question is, Why shouldn't I obliterate you...:) Daily show rerun? With Danny Devito? If so, that was a good show.

on edit:grammar/spelling

[ZombieNixon]

45. Yes, that one.

Yes, it was. :)

[billyskank]

42. You might need me if you ever try to install Linux

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

46. True, true...

the New World Order will have to run on Linux servers to be truly evil. :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. You need liberal women.

:hi: You can obliterate fundie women all you want, but you need females with sense. :P

[ZombieNixon]

47. Good point.

You notice I'm letting everyone in this thread live...

but in the interests of formality, what are your qualifications...I mean, I already have a dance partner/sandwich maker. :shrug: :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

57. Hmmmm.... I'm well-educated, have a warped sense of humor,

and am really good at certain things. ;) Does that qualify me? If not, I can provide more detai. :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

58. So far, so good, but...

what certain things?

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

59. Okay....

Without risking expulsion from DU or getting your thread locked, let's just say....um....certain interpersonal activities. FUN interpersonal actvities. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

60. Yeah, I thought that might be it.

:spank:

Yeah, OK, you get to live. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Yay! Thank you...

:applause:

[sarge43]

44. You won't have anyone to do Google searches for you

No one to keep "Herk" going long enough to get a personal cite in the Oxford English Dictionary

No one to worship Your Awesome Majesty

[ZombieNixon]

48. Well, I do need worshippers...

Just as long as you're not satin warshippers. :D

[sarge43]

53. OK, would you settle for sateen whoopsters? n/t

[ZombieNixon]

54. I don't know what that is...

so OK. :D

[sarge43]

55. I believe you will be amused. n/t

[Kajsa]

49. You can practice your Norwegian with me.

As well as can be expected with someone who speaks, reads and writes Swedish.

Oh yeah- We can commiserate together about not having a vacation.

:7 :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

51. Gøød—I mean "god"

:D

[idgiehkt]

50. I will clean the cat box

and scoop the ppo put of the yard.

[ZombieNixon]

52. Oh, you are so hired!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[idgiehkt]

56. works every time!

no one likes turd patrol.