How Much Money Would Have To Be Offered To You...

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: How Much Money Would Have To Be Offered To You...

In order for you to pose nude in either Playboy or Playgirl?

Say someone walks up to you on the street and hands you a business card and says you'd be a perfect model.

And they'll pay you $________.

How much dough would they have to cough up?

[JVS]

1. How hardcore are these?

Does one have to spread legs or not?

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. not usually

Playboy and Playgirl are fairly mild. This isn't Hustler.

[JVS]

7. If I were in playgirl would I have to display my engorged genitalia

or would the photo's be of me scantily clad or at softcore angles?

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. think of a calendar of firefighters

You'd just be showing off your bulging muscles and ripped abs. :D

[amazona]

34. not hard core at all

Playboy is not much more explicit than the Victoria's Secret catalog. No "pink" for years if there ever was. Everything very fake and air-brushed. No hair.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Other: $1 million and "witness protection program-like" relocation.

Well, I'd still want to visit my family and friends, but I'd have to leave town at least temporarily. I'd DEFINITELY need a new job.

[VelmaD]

27. With a million dollars...

you wouldn't need a new job. You could live a lifestyle to which you'd like to become accustomed.

[terrya]

3. I'd pose nude in a second. But for 100K

Hell, I'd pose for Playgirl. I'd want to be given some advance notice...say a couple of months to drop about 20 lbs. Then I'd look pretty damned good, if I do say so myself. :-)

100K is a nice figure for my services, I think.

[NicoleM]

4. Right now

Playboy wouldn't even give me the free lunch for naked pictures of me.

[WoodrowFan]

6. it'd have to be payment up front (so to speak)

it'd have to be payment up front (so to speak) cause they'd go out of business after THAT centerfold appeared!

[Cheswick2.0]

9. I am 47 years old..... it's not happening

when I was younger I hated my body. I thought my legs were to long, Do'h! Honestly that was my problem. It was the 70s and it wasn't cool for me to be taller than most of the boys I liked. Plus I couldn't ever get cast as the engenue in a play or musical because all the boy actors were shorter than me. This was a real problem for me then.
However and I did not know this as the time, (having such a bad body image)I could have posed in playboy. I had a great body. But you couldn't have paid me any amount of money then or now to pose because it is not something I would want to live with the rest of my life. My credo is, if it not something I would want my Grandpa (or now my grandchildren, when/if I ever have some) to see it is not something I would do in public.

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. Women in their 40's and 50's can still be sexy

There's some movie that came out not too long ago about older women who posed nude in some calendar in Britan and became worldwide sensations.

[Cheswick2.0]

17. I saw Lauren Becall in a commercial

yestereday. She is still beautiful in her 70s. So yes, you are right.

[Robb]

10. I'd take the $25K

Get Mrs. Robb something nice so she'd have to promise to stop laughing.

Oh, and if you want to see my doodle, it'll cost more. ;)

[Padraig18]

12. $25,000.

I'm not especially modest, and I've posed for art classes at school.

:shrug:

[Bronco69]

13. I would do it as long as I could tell them

where to airbrush. :-)

[Kamika]

14. I'd love to be in Playboy

I'd pay them :)

[Padraig18]

15. How about you, Magic Rat?

I'm curious about how much you would do it for, or if you would. :)

[THUNDER HANDS]

18. if anyone ever asked me

I'd do it for $50,000, minimum....okay, maybe $25,000. :D

[Padraig18]

22. Let me look at my bank statement and....

... get back to you! :evilgrin:

[commander bunnypants]

16. I would not even need a free lunch

I love being nekkid


DDQM

[brainshrub]

19. For a billion dollars,

outside of hurting someone or mutilating my body...I would do anything.

[populistmom]

20. Well

I'd have to admit, I'd need a bit of airbrushing on my momly abs to some extent and I would like a bit of cash for the impact ($100,000-500,000) it could have on my life and being the mom of boys especially, on theirs as well, but I'd think it was kind of cool really in an artistic, enjoying being worshipped kind of way.

[hippiechick]

21. Enough to cover legal fees

For all the dudes that would sue me for Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder after seeing me naked !!!

:wtf:


:hippie:

[omshanti]

23. before or after taxes?

[Gringo]

24. I put $100K, maybe less...

Couldn't pass up the boon to my family.

I would feel sorry for whoever had to look at it.

In a way, I'd almost rather appear in hardcore porn. Just standing there nekkid, I'd look pretty silly...

[Skittles]

25. none

not a skank

[VelmaD]

26. Forget the free lunch...

a cookie would work. ;-)

[commander bunnypants]

28. I got chocalte chips cookies here on my desk/lap

:grin:


DDQM

[VelmaD]

29. My momma always told me...

not to take candy from strangers and I can't think of anyone stranger than you. :P

Oh hell, I can resist anything but temptation. *hops in your lap for a nibble* ;-)

[bearfan454]

30. Good pole !

[SOteric]

31. Even if the money weren't important, - and mind you

I'm not really saying here one way or the other, I would probably opt for the maximum amount of money they'd be willing to cough up. I could invest it and use the dividends to fund charities and underfunded political causes.

[VelmaD]

32. And get nekkid at the same time...

it's a no-lose situation. :-)

[phillybri]

33. Like $5.00

What are you offering???

:evilgrin:

[David__77]

35. I'd do it for $2,000.

Why not--I'm proud of what I've got!