Ask MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

Ask your goddammed questions and I will provide some motherfuckins answers.

[bridgit]

1. when will we regain power to conduct oversight in the house of...

representatives?

[MrScorpio]

11. When we kick the goddamed Repugs out of office

Call all your friends and family. We need their help too

[bridgit]

13. you got it, S...

:patriot:

[NNadir]

2. Is the LUMO of 1, 3, 8 decatriyne bonding or antibonding?

[MrScorpio]

14. Learn to spell, goddammint

it's "decatriene".

And when I get my chemical engineering degree... I'll get a job

[NNadir]

26. No it isn't, god-damn it!

I'm referring to the fucking triple bonded shit.

You won't get a fucking chemical engineering degree (or a fucking job) without knowing that shit.

[LeftyMom]

3. Will Snakes on a Plane be worth the ten muthafuckin dollars to see it?

:shrug:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. I can answer that one. Fuck no.

Pirates of the Carribean barely was.

and being a survivor of two helicopter crashes, and a 25 year Coast Guard vet, I think I will skip Guardian too.

[MrScorpio]

15. Go to the Matinee

No movie is worth ten dollars

[LadyoftheRabbits]

4. What's your sign?

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

16. Joe's Bar and Grill

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. do you like my lemons?

bitch?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5431214#5432375

[MrScorpio]

18. Squeeze em

Are they tart?

[bicentennial_baby]

6. How much do you adore me?

c'mon now papi...:loveya:

[MrScorpio]

19. Oh, you know, Baby Grrl

I told you in private

[bicentennial_baby]

21. this is true....i *do* know...

thank you Papi..always. :loveya:

[_testify_]

7. When do we get sum muthafuckin answers?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Methinks Sgt Scorpio drank too much and fell asleep

or something.

[MrScorpio]

20. When you ask the right muthafuckin questions

[Ptah]

8. Could you recommend a big band cut from the mid fifties?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

22. Duke Ellington

Always go with the Duke

[Ptah]

25. I think Duke Ellington is the biggext name I ever saw in person..

Excellent recomendation, Mr. S.

Thank you.

[XemaSab]

12. What the fuck is Caltrans' DAMAGE?

I swear, they're worse than muthafuckin' fish and game.

[MrScorpio]

23. I'm on the East Side, baby

Sorry

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

17. THERE AIN'T A GOTDAMNED THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE Q'S !

I'M TIRED OF THESE Q'S! AND CAPS LOCK TOO!

[MrScorpio]

24. Remove the keys and clean the board

[Skittles]

27. who let the dogs out

???????????

[MrScorpio]

29. I did

[wildhorses]

28. doyou know the way to San Jose?

[MrScorpio]

32. Yes, I do

And I left my heart in San Francisco too

[nytemare]

30. What is the square root of Bush's IQ?

????

:D

[MrScorpio]

33. 2

[nytemare]

35. That is well below the "idiot" level.

Thanks for the answer.

:D

[SeattleGirl]

31. Dear MrScorpio:

I've been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I be loved? :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

34. When the moon is in the Seventh House

And Jupiter aligns
with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love
will steer the stars

[SeattleGirl]

36. You mean, this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius?

Oh boy! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MrScorpio]

37. About time

And better than a Rapture

[SeattleGirl]

38. Oh, you've got that right, MrS!

Let the crazies have their Rapture; I'll take love every time!

[enigmatic]

39. Dear Mr. Scorpio

Sondra Prill; why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvNCygkO9To

[MrScorpio]

40. Easy

She's off her meds