Post here and I will read your post and think to myself . . .

[Floogeldy]

. . . "Why don't you suck it up and act like a man?"

[hfojvt]

1. "she cussed me like a sailor

punched a hole in the kitchen wall
she threw a fit and threw the phone
halfway down the hall
she said I'll be down at the bar
and then I heard the front door slam
I guess all in all, she took it like a man."
Confederate Railroad

[wildhorses]

2. sunspot baby...

She packed up her bags and she took off down the road
Left me here stranded with the bills she owed
She gave me a false address
Took off with my american express
Sunspot baby
She sure had me way outguessed

She left me here stranded like a dog out in the yard
Charged up a fortune on my credit card
She used my address and my name
Man that was sure unkind
Sunspot baby
She sure has a real good time

I looked in miami
I looked in negril
The closest I came was a month old bill
I checked the bahamas and they said she was gone
I cant understand why she did me so wrong

But she packed up her bags
And she took off down the road
Said she was going to visit sister flo
She used my address and my name
And man that was sure unkind
Sunspot baby
Im gonna catch up sometime
Sure had a real good time