If you had to pick one man to repopulate the earth with,

[XemaSab]

Poll question: If you had to pick one man to repopulate the earth with,

would you pick Stephan Colbert or Jon Stewart?

[Madrone]

1. Jon.

Hands down.

[Radio_Lady]

17. OT: Hi Madrone. My husband still loves Roslyn, Washington.

We visited there in the 1990s when the TV show "Northern Exposure" was popular.

We bought a sweatshirt with the moose (logo) on it at the local grocery store. He still wears it.

I had a crush on John Cullum from his work in the musical "Shenandoah."

[Rude Horner]

38. Hey, Radio_Lady

I loved the Northern Exposure show too. We visited Roslyn in 1993, I believe it was. They were shooting a scene with John Corbett (Chris in the morning) the day we were there. Fun to watch.

[Radio_Lady]

51. DU KNOW? Are they still having the Moose Festival in Roslyn, WA?

http://www.moosefest.com/index.htm (LOUD MUSIC and DRIPPING ACTORS...)

Looks like the "webMooster" gave up the ghost in 2005, although the site is registered until 2011!

[Rude Horner]

53. I did a Google search on it

but didn't come up with a definitive answer. They say that it's "annual" though, so I would ...maybe...assume so?

Wish I could help more.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I do believe I am disqualified from answering this question.

You know, being uterus-free and all.

[Radio_Lady]

15. Yeah, I got a uterus and a couple of ovaries, but last time I looked,

they were "UNDER DE-CONSTRUCTION."

Jon Stewart would be nice -- but he might give my children big noses when combined with my big nose.

Otherwise, we'd have to be tested for Tay-Sachs disease, and Down Syndrome, and AIDS/HIV, of course.

Y'know what?

I'm done with the dudes.

[Mutley]

3. Jon Stewart.

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I'm only straight for Johnny Depp. Sorry.

[RetroLounge]

5. What a coincidence

I'm only gay for Johnny Depp...

:rofl:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

6. Since y'all are going for Jon, I'll take Stephen.

He's really adorable, ya know. :loveya:

[NJ Democrats]

7. Who to be gay with?

Who to be gay with? It's too hard!

[Cannikin]

8. You need an 'other' column. Neither of those appeal to me sexually

Love them both to death though.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. I'm not reproducable.......so I must abstain!

Even if I still had a uterus, I'd be too old! :cry:

[Radio_Lady]

16. Hey, Peggy. We can just do it for fun -- if we try really hard!

Even the Catholics would let us, wouldn't they?

Naw, I don't want to get involved with a man whose old enough to be my son.

[jobycom]

10. I'm holding out for the "Jobycom" option. nt

[jobycom]

43. Yeah, I agree, Jobycom's the man! (i'm just using his account because

because... I forget. But I'm not him.)

[Generic Brad]

11. I guess I would feel compelled to volunteer

But only if Colbert or Stewart were not available.

[Rowdyboy]

12. I want to "bear" Stephen Colbert many strong sons.....!!!!

[Monk06]

18. I want to "bear" Stephen Colbert many strong sons.....!!!! Like this one?

[Guava Jelly]

13. Catherine Zeta Jones

ain't she a choice?

[Kire]

58. She'd be a good choice.

I can't think of a better one. But she's not a man.

[Heidi]

14. .

[XemaSab]

19. What does that mean?

:shrug:



























































:popcorn:

[Heidi]

20. It's Jobycom's new nickname.

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

22. what,

wedgie? :shrug:

[Robeson]

21. self delelete...

...meant to post to heidi.

[Robb]

23. Like one man could repopulate the earth

..you'd need like a lot more than that. And some chicks, too. :silly:

[XemaSab]

29. details, details...

[Jazz2006]

24. Johnny Depp.

Hands down.

:slurp:

[liontamer]

48. Me too!!

:)

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. Colin Farrell is the only repopulater partner I would need :-D

(Am just one lusty ol' broad...what can I say :shrug:)

:rofl:

[Heidi]

26. He's awfully nice looking, Whoa_Nelly, but I'm afraid

his hair is too pointy. x(

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. Pointy-schmointy! Picky, Picky, Picky!

A romp in the shower will take care of that! :-D




:rofl:

And he's Irish! mmmmmm ;)

[Heidi]

34. Okay, I agree. Colin is yummy.

I'll choose Dwight Yoakam: smart, funny, swoony speaking voice, and and and. Here's Dwight on Jon Stewart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8dWd0qrjNw&search=Dwight%20Yoakam

[Spider Jerusalem]

27. Apparently the world would be repopulated with really short people.

I wouldn't foresee any really good basketball teams being got up for a few centuries, at least.

[Heidi]

28. And that's a bad thing how?

:hi: SJ!

[XemaSab]

30. If only short people were playing basketball

then how would it matter??? :shrug:

[yewberry]

31. Well, I'm almost 5'11"

and even if the kids didn't have a great b-ball team, they'd at least be able to reach the glasses on the top shelf in the cupboard!

[Monk06]

33. They've lowered the hoop height faster than the players have been

growin'

If the players get any more hang time their goin'
to have to open a Starbucks up there to give them
something to do before they come down.

B Ball is more retarded than syncronized swimming.

Now if the hoop was a hole in the floor and the
players were 4' 11" you would have an interesting
game.

[liontamer]

47. tall people are a bigger drain on the earth's resources. eom

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. Jon. Yeah, he's short, but Stephen's ears are too freaky.

:P

[Maccagirl]

36. Gotta go with Stewart

Not only is he cute, he gets tons of brownie points for his total smackdown of Begala and Carlson on "Crossfire". At least Begala had the sense to shut up and take the beating like a man, but of course Bow-tie Boy had to prove (again) what an ass he is.

[Guava Jelly]

37. I remember that

I Think that interview is what destroyed crossfire!
It needed to be done And Jon did it.
I was on the edge of my seat screaming yeah!!!

[undeterred]

39. George Clooney

[Deja Q]

40. No doubt we'd have fun trying, but as I too am a man, we'd go nowhere.

:rofl:

[zanne]

41. Colbert, because he's a nice French boy.

My mother would approve.

[HEyHEY]

42. Tom Jones

[Blue_In_AK]

56. My 28-year-old daughter just saw Tom Jones

at the Hollywood Bowl, and she said he was "the shit." Apparently she still has her underwear, though.

[TOhioLiberal]

44. What no 'other'?

Keith Olbermann or George Clooney for me...

[lizziegrace]

45. Need that other choice. Viggo for me.

[Blue_In_AK]

57. Me, too...

See below. I'll leave him to you, though, because I am past child-bearing age (and my husband might not understand).

[bluethruandthru]

46. Darn...

I was hoping for the Viggo Mortensen option!

[tinfoil tiaras]

49. It took a while for me to decide but I had to go with...

Jon. Stephen is teriffic and all, but hey, I used to have a screename called JonStewartIsHot....:rofl:

[xmas74]

50. Um, where's my choice?

We know who it is so quit beating around the bush.

Unless you are expecting a cage fight over him.

[elehhhhna]

52. What about Carrell? I got dibs.

[XemaSab]

54. .

[Blue_In_AK]

55. I was going to say Viggo...

[Writer]

59. The entire English soccer team.

MATE!