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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 05:36 PM
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Time to add Global Warming to my list of enemies.
This damn heat is preventing me from getting any work done. All my energy is drained and all I can do is eat Häagen-Dazs and listen to music. No thinking permitted. This is sapping my productivity, damn it! :grr:

Global Warming, I'm putting you on notice. Right up there between the Law of Gravity and the Speed of Light. x(
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 05:39 PM
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1. Welcome to Global Warming Haters R Us
I've been a hater for years.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 05:42 PM
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2. I hope Häagen-Dazs is your club food.
Because it's time to get more.
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 06:02 PM
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3. It's at the top of the list
of club approved foods. :)

Ben & Jerry's is another.




I'm having Neopolitan Dynamite later. :loveya:
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 07:08 PM
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6. Lactates in hot weather. Bad Idea,
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 06:25 PM
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4. Careful now.
If you have too much Häagen-Dazs then your famous shirtless pics might loose some of their appeal...

So you need to focus, and defeat your new enemy. Slay global warming, and trail the corpse around publicly to show your triumph.

:herkon:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 06:34 PM
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5. Well, it's sorbet, so not high in fat content.
Besides, I finished it. I'll slay global warming tomorrow...after a nap. :D
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