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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 04:56 PM
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I swear my kid embarasses me on purpose.
So I'm on the phone with flvegan, and the rugrat is following me around "Mama I want the phone! Mama I want the phone please! Mama!" so, being the nicest mother in the universe and knowing that my sweetie will humor the kid, I give him the phone. Big mistake.

LeftyKid: "Hi"

(muffled sound of flvegan talking to LeftyKid)

LeftyKid: "What's your name?"

(more muffled talking)

LeftyKid: "Hi Daddy!"

Me: :wow: :blush: :hide:


Can I just crawl in a hole and die now?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:01 PM
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1. .
Edited on Wed Jul-19-06 05:02 PM by SofaKingLiberal

:D
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:03 PM
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2. nahh...
he's got good taste..
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:06 PM
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3. Of course they do, LM
It's payback for any and all embarassing moments we caused OUR parents when we were kids!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:08 PM
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4. It's all about the nekkid baby in the bathtub pictures!
:hide:



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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:08 PM
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5. Be sure to follow him into class his first day of school and shout "Mommie
wuvs here wittle icky-poo!" before kissing him on the head.

Should handle the payback! Parenting is all about revenge, isn't it? :rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 12:47 AM
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6. Ah, out of the mouths of babes
:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 12:56 AM
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7. I think your son is very smart........
He knows what's going on!

Good for him!


And good for you too, sweetie! :loveya: :hug:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 01:25 AM
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8. when people bring their kids to work I have a great deal of fun
my favorite question is, "Tell us something about your dad/mom we don't know." The answers are HILARIOUS! My favorite: HIS HAIR LOOKS CRAZY AND HE SMELLS FUNNY WHEN HE WAKES UP. :o
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 02:20 AM
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9. Nah....just think of it this way...
All the stuff that he's doing now that embarrasses you will embarrass him even more when he gets a little older.

Store it up. Treasure it. Remember it.

Then USE IT!!!

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