If the rapture is coming, can I pass on cleaning the shower?

[Liberal Veteran]

Or will God make me answer for having a dirty shower?

[LeftyMom]

1. Apparently God's gonna be pretty busy with all the masturbators

You could probably escape notice if you just shot it with a can of scrubbing bubbles.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Whew! That's good to know. One more question....

Anyway of escaping notice on that thing you brought up?

:D

[LeftyMom]

3. Well there's the Republican way

But being so unattractive even God doesn't want to think about that is pretty difficult for anybody who isn't at level Rove or higher on the repulsiveness scale. The rest of us are pretty much doomed. :shrug:

[NNadir]

4. This depends on whether God intends to take a shower at your house.

I think it's very unlikely. Without claiming to be expert on matters of God, as I understand it he or she or it can manage showers without using yours.

[radkitty]

5. More Importantly,

Will I get in trouble if I don't return all my books to the library before the Rapture?

[u4ic]

6. Is mold holy?

Perhaps it will be raptured, too? :shrug:

[undeterred]

7. Yeah, but don't pee in it.

Not that you would, of course.