I like it when my scam spam comes right from the top! Mrs. Taylor!

[bicentennial_baby]

:rofl:

From Mrs Mary joan Taylor
Metro -Morovia
Liberia.


This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met The message could be strange but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.Please accept my apologies in bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have
no intention of causing you any pain or harm.I am MARY JOAN TAYLOR,The wife of Mr. CHARLES TAYLOR the former President of liberia presently
in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption and embezzelement of public funds and war crime while in government.

My husband was recently arrested from nigeria where he was staying and taken to the nertheland war court to face trial on
charges of corruption, embezzlement, and war crime
which might lead to life imprisonment sentence, i am presently on house arrest by the liberia government.

During my husband's regime as president of liberia,I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed. I have
plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for
nowbefore my husband was arrested, I secretly transfered the sum of $10,000,000 million USD (ten million United states dollars) out ofliberia and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I also declared that the
consignment was solid gold and my foreign business partner owned it.

I am contacting you because I want you to go to the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to
my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country.I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will
not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I am willing to offer you 40% of the funds for your sincere assistance When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and also my son (James) will contact you with the details of this project.For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because my line are right now connected to the
Liberia Telecommunication Network services.

Please do send me your private telephone/ fax number so that we can have a smooth communication.Please also feel free to get back to me or email my son (James)[email protected] Thank you and God bless you and your family.

Warmest Regards
From Mrs Mary joan taylor
Metro-Morovia
Liberia.

again, :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Mary joan! Haven't heard from you in a while!

:rofl: OK, so her "son" is James Tson? James T. Son, or James The Son? C'mon!!! :rofl: That's one of the stupidest scam emails I think I've ever seen... :applause:

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

3. I agree!

Hence my urge to share! Too f'n funny! :rofl:

[RebelOne]

2. Believe it or not, I received one from William Shakespeare.

Hasn't he been dead a long time?

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Hmmm....long lost relative maybe?

Y'know...like those Nigerian scam emails where one of your long lost and imaginary relatives has died in a tragic accident?! :rofl:

[RebelOne]

5. Yeah, this was a Nigerian scam mail

and the lawyer's name was William Shakespeare.