For the love of GOD clean your kid and teach her some manners!

[underpants]

:P


A young girl covered in mud sticks out her tongue while playing in a mud pit during Mud Day at a public park in Westland, Michigan July 11, 2006. Hundreds of children played in the shallow mud pit that holds 200 tons of topsoil and 20,000 gallons of water. REUTERS/Rebecca Cook (UNITED STATES)

[LostinVA]

1. Her mom was probably off breastfeeding in public -- figures

[underpants]

2. AT a restaurant no less

:P

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. in the smoking section

while waiting for her pitbull puppies to be delivered

[LostinVA]

4. While drinking an Appletini...

[LaurenG]

5. Eating cornflake encrusted chicken..

[jmm]

6. at the Olive Garden...

[underpants]

7. probably not tipping well either

:bounce:

[jmm]

10. After buying Laura Branigan and Oasis CDs

she didn't have much extra cash.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. And her cash flow was affected because she had to replace

the neighbor's songbirds. If only she had left her cat inside.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. And she just finished the new Stephen King book.

[ChickMagic]

14. After taking a plane to get there

with motherf**king snakes on it! And there wasn't a got damned thing she could do about it!
I had to. Sorry.

[XemaSab]

15. It was a chemtrail emitting plane

:popcorn:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. And it's the plane that didn't really crash into the WTC.

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. it was brought down by the passengers after enduring

poor beverage service

[underpants]

19. and homicidal robots

and we all know how painful that can be

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. The robots were insenced that the in-flight movie was

"I Robot" (they objected to the violence)

[LNM]

21. Late kick from the newbie

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[txwhitedove]

8. While her other kids run around the tables screaming...

But seriously, that looks like it was a lot of fun! Mud Day!

[underpants]

9. Yeah it does

WEEEEEEE!

[ChickMagic]

13. self delete - wrong string

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. Don't judge! That girl could be a doctor some day!

Or maybe she will wipe your butt when you are in the nursing home. Children are our precious future!