I have a Big Johnson...

[lildreamer316]

...tshirt around here somewhere.:evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Here's a Big Johnson for ya!!!

[lildreamer316]

3. ...groan....

LOL!!:hippie:

[Peeves]

21. And Aptly Named too ...

[Jamastiene]

2. You tease you.

I had hoped for a nice photo. :evilgrin:

[lildreamer316]

4. Considering.

I'm a girl.....
Well, I guess I could use my hubby's.....:P

[Jamastiene]

7. I love it.

Do ya think you could get him to let you post a pic?

[lildreamer316]

9. Okay...

this was a promotional, so please forgive the excess hair. The second one is really him too.
Sorry, some days I can't resisit.

[xchrom]

18. gasp!!! -- is that your significant other?

if you could see me -- you'ld see me rapidly fanning myself.

[lildreamer316]

19. shhhhhhh.

It's a secret.
(I'm sooooooooooooooooooo lucky!! That layout for Dutch mag was done by one of Madonna's fave photographers. It's bad-assed. I'm so proud of him.)
Ok, enough boasting. Glad you enjoyed!

[KitchenWitch]

8. If it is his, it's yours!

:P

Kind of like the old joke "with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

[KitchenWitch]

5. Check out this big Johnson!

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Ooh....I bet that really vibrates!!!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

10. Oh...that reminds me...

I was on my way to pick up one of the kids today and on the radio I hear this commercial....

For vibrating Trojans.

I kid you not.

Trojan-man...with vibrating rings.

What the FUCK?

(no pun intended. well...maybe just a little one...I just couldn't resist :evilgrin: )

[KitchenWitch]

11. O. M. G.

That sounds kind of frightening.

[reyd reid reed]

12. Doesn't it, though?

:scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. That sounds as scary as a vibrating razor..

:scared:

[reyd reid reed]

23. Hell,

Makes the vibrating razor sound almost Soothing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I got the biggest Johnson of all

And the fugliest. x(

[Fox Mulder]

14. I have a big Johnson...

ville brat in the fridge right now (it's actually my dad's).

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. OMG, Hubby knew a guy one time who was Big John's Son...

His dad was known as Big John and his son was known as Big John's Son (he was John Jr.). He called our house one time, but all I heard was, "Hi, Julie. This is John, Big Johnson." I died laughing! I handed hubby the phone, and tears were streaming down my face because I was laughing so hard. :rofl: After they got off the phone, I had to explain to hubby what was so funny. He thought that was hysterical, so from that point on, we called him Big Johnson. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. I have a Big Johnson too...

motor that is.

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. I used to have a little Johnson...only one I could put on by myself

...onto my fishing boat when I was 10. :rofl:

[WCGreen]

22. It's not the Johnson....

It's the motion....

[Iniquitous Bunny]

24. I had one once.

It kind of hurt after. :(