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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 03:47 PM
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They didn't capture Saddam. It wasn't him!
It was Santa! The US military RUINED Christmas! :(
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 03:48 PM
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1. Crap. So much for socks this year.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 03:48 PM
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2. Heh heh
Both of em are still at large.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 03:50 PM
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3. Thanks a lot Sean
:( Maybe I should just go around asking for presents. Santa better come or I am gonna be sad :(.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 04:02 PM
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4. That's a long beard for the short time Sadam has been in hiding.
When was the last pre-beard picture of Sadam. It would take a couple of years for my beard to get that long (I think).
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 04:49 PM
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8. Yep!
I was thinking the same thing. Odd.
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IMOK_UROK2 Donating Member (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 05:07 PM
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9. I dunno but
I have a pretty fast growning beard, and have to trim it pretty often, I don't like it long. Its uncomfortable for me if I let it grow out. But if people think I look like that with my beard, I think I may have to power up the trimmer. Kinda thick, almost need a weed wacker. :)
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 05:22 PM
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10. Mine could grow that fast
Mine could grow that fast in a few months, easy. I used to stop trimming it in late September so I could be Santa at the office party. It'd be at least 75% that length by December.
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CoNnOc Donating Member (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 04:04 PM
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5. Thats Rich!
Edited on Sun Dec-14-03 04:07 PM by CoNnOc
I wonder if Santa's elves will go terrorist?
If they could make all those toys imagine how many WMDs they could make!
Were all dooomed!!!
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IMOK_UROK2 Donating Member (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 04:31 PM
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6. Iraqed Christmas
LOL. World Wide Headlines:

Unites States Military Captures Santa,

Bush Forced To Admit it "IRAQed CHRISTMAS"



Children all over the world are in tears. Santas capture by the United States brings horror to the planet. World leaders are calling this operation Bush Kills Santa - Bush Es El Miño
Howard Dean is quoted as saying, "I will not stand by, while Santa is being hid in the Bushes. I Will be using my Military knowledge to take control of operations at the North Pole and work with the elves" .. I will bring back Christmas if I have to fly the sleigh myself declears Dean.

DEVELOPING
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 04:39 PM
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7. Hey!!! ........... That's Belker!!!
Damn!!! ....... They captured Belker from Hill Street Blues.
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