Some little-known facts about Chuck Norris. VERY FUNNY!!

[SKKY]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris was scheduled to be Stalone's stunt double in Rambo, but he was replaced after refusing to wearing a parachute when jumping from the plane.

Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

In an average living room there are 1, 242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you with, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

1. This has been floating around

and is real popular, I saw one made up of Hulk Hogan as well.

[TK421]

2. What exactly started this whole Chuck Norris craze? I've seen this before

on several sites....They are pretty funny, but what has he done lately, except infomercials for that Total Gym piece of crap :shrug: