Post a pathetic song. You know, one that really sucks .........

[Crazy Guggenheim]

I want to see a stinker!

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[ZombieNixon]

1. "My Humps"

Worst song ever. :banghead:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Herky!

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[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Beans In My Ears

My mommy said not to put beans in my ears
Beans in my ears, beans in my ears
My mommy said not to put beans in my ears
Beans in my ears

Now why would I want to put beans in my ears
Beans in my ears, beans in my ears
Now why would I want to put beans in my ears
Beans in my ears

You can't hear the teacher with beans in your ears,
Beans in your ears, beans in your ears
You can't hear the teacher with beans in your ears,
Beans in your ears

What's that you say, let's put beans in our ears
Beans in our ears, beans in our ears
What's that you say, let's put beans in our ears
Beans in our ears

You'll have to speak up I got beans in my ears
Beans in my ears, beans in my ears
You'll have to speak up I got beans in my ears
Beans in her ears

Say mommy we've gone and put beans in our ears
Beans in our ears, beans in our ears
Say mommy we've gone and put beans in our ears
Beans in our ears

That's nice boys just don't put those beans in your ears
Beans in our ears, beans in our ears
That's nice boys just don't put those beans in your ears
Beans in our ears

I think that all grown ups have beans in their ears
Beans in their ears, beans in their ears
I think that all grown ups have beans in their ears
Beans in their ears

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. OOO! That's a bad one!

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[auntAgonist]

5. This is the song that never ends ...

It just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...........

this is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...........



RIP Shari Lewis.


aA
kesha
:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. That's pretty bad! Whew! How ya doin' aA?

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[auntAgonist]

8. doing pretty good here Crazy G

Feeling so much better everyday! How's things with you?

good thread!

aA
kesha
:hug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. I'm resting up. Spending a lot of time at DW.

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[Arugula Latte]

24. My kids love to sing that song that never ends

They also love to sing:

This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes:

This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes:

This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes:

(Repeat indefinitely)

[enigmatic]

7. Side 3 of Metal Machine Music

A little too much bass, dammit!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. I haven't heard it. But ooooo, thanks man!

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[philosophie_en_rose]

11. After the Rain.

A/K/A Two blond boys twirl their long hair, while cavorting with Native Americans.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Hmmm. It doesn't ring a bell but thanks. Sounds like it reeks!

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[philosophie_en_rose]

14. You can watch it here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTDiUmSv5kg

It may not have sucked so much, if it weren't so sincere.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. The begging wasn't that bad. But then it went down hill and stunk. Good

choice!

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[Jazz2006]

13. Most pathetic song ever.

"Alone Again Naturally" - Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Lyrics here:
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thevirginsuicides/aloneagainnaturally.htm

Edit: original link didn't work properly so I changed it but here are the lyrics:

In a little while from now,
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promised myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower,
And climbing to the top,
Will throw myself off
In an effort to make it clear to who
Ever what it's like when your shattered
Left standing in the lurch, at a church
Where people 're saying,
"My God that's tough, she stood him up!
No point in us remaining.
May as well go home."
As I did on my own,
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday,
I was cheerful, bright and gay,
Looking forward to, but who wouldn't do,
The role I was about to play
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch,
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt,
All about God and His mercy
For if He really does exist
Why did He desert me
In my hour of need?
I truly am indeed,
Alone again, naturally

It seems to me that
There are more hearts
Broken in the world
That can't be mended
Left unattended
What do we do? What do we do?

(instrumental break)

Now looking back over the years,
And what ever else that appears
I remember I cried when my father died
Never wishing to have cried the tears
And at sixty-five years old,
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldn't understand, why the only man
She had ever loved had been taken
Leaving her to start with a heart
So badly broken
Despite encouragement from me
No words were ever spoken
And when she passed away
I cried and cried all day
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. I hate that song! Man it sucks! Thanks!

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[Jazz2006]

20. Yes, it certainly does.

Thus its induction into the Pathetic Song Hall of Fame :D

It really, really, really, really sucks!

And if the Pathetic Song Hall of Fame doesn't yet exist, it should just for that song alone.

:D

[Rowdyboy]

15. Worst song in history is Bobby Goldsboro...."Honey"

See the tree, how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig
Then the first snow came
And she ran out to brush the snow away
So it wouldn't die
Came runnin' in all excited
Slipped and almost hurt herself
And I laughed till I cried
She was always young at heart
Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so
And I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago
And it would sure embarrass her
When I came in from workin' late
'Cause I would know
That she'd been sittin' there and cryin'
Over some sad and silly late, late show

And honey, I miss you
And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could

She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad
But what the heck
Though I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw through me
And hugged my neck
I came home unexpectedly
And caught her cryin' needlessly
In the middle of the day
And it was in the early Spring
When flowers bloom and robins sing
She went away

And honey, I miss you
And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could

One day while I was not at home
While she was there and all alone
The angels came
Now all I have is memories of Honey
And I wake up nights and call her name
Now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up
And a small cloud passes overhead
And cries down on the flower bed
That Honey loved

And see the tree how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
And I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig




BOBBY GOLDSBORO - "Honey" lyrics


See more BOBBY GOLDSBORO lyrics


www.OldieLyrics.com

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. BARF! Thanks RB!

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[Rowdyboy]

19. Its a classic.....when it first came out, it played over and over and over

until you wanted to take a rock and bash Goldboro's head in! Only thing comperable was "Raindrops Keep fallin' on my head". that also played every 5 minutes on radio.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. I hated that song from day one!

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[Jazz2006]

29. Yes, that's probably as bad, if not worse, than

"alone again naturally".

Good (bad) choice.

[borlis]

22. Whoa Black Betty whambalam or however it goes

I just hate that song.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. Sounds awful!

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[borlis]

27. really bad and they say those words over and over and over

I think it is from the 60's or 70's. It's played waaayyyy too much on the classic rock station I listen to in Chicago.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. Now I remember it! That was bad!

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[Arugula Latte]

25. I give you: "Abracadabra" by the Steve Miller Band

I heat up, I can't cool down
You got me spinnin'
'Round and 'round
'Round and 'round and 'round it goes
Where it stops nobody knows

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
Burnin' flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

You make me hot, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me burnin' for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel's face

I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
Just when I think I'm gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
Burnin' flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round
I heat up, I can't cool down
My situation goes 'round and 'round

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. You know something, SM is so much better than that too! Good

because he's better than that!

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[borlis]

30. How about Yellow Submarine and ObladiOblada?

How could THE BEATLES who had so many great songs put out junk like those two? I remember in grade school we had to sing ObladiOblada or however you spell it in music class and even then I was like what kind of a dumb song is this anyway? Must have been all the drugs they were on I guess.