OH MY GOD...what the hell is that!

[Sannum]

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Model Jodie Marsh arrives at the UK Charity Premiere of "Just My Luck" at Vue West End, Leicester Square on June 28, 2006 in London, England

Just when I thought it could not get trashier than Britney and Paris, The Brits win.

[Lance_Boyle]

1. nipthong. n/t

[RumpusCat]

2. The Brits always win trashy, I think

Their chavs put our wankstas to shame!

[lildreamer316]

3. Goodness.

I'm a stripper and that shocked ME.

[AlCzervik]

4. she's obviously going for the natural look *snicker*

wait until the day she has those beach balls removed, she's going to be in for much reconstruction.

[Deja Q]

13. And a steel exoskeleton for her spine that's been crushed from all that!

All that phony weight!!

[maxsolomon]

5. how about a warning for the cube rats?

yikes

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear Sannum!

ICK!

I mean........what on earth could she have been thinking?

Well, obviously...she wasn't!

Yikes......really really awful...... :puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. People with no talent often need to rely on sleaze

to establish themselves. What a shame.

[jobycom]

9. Sleaze is a talent all it's own. nt

[Placebo]

8. Holy Santorum!

Look what stem cell research gets you, people. Friggin' women growing human freakin' heads on their chest.

[txwhitedove]

10. Ow,ow,owhho,ooww,.......,beach balls!??.......Bwhaaaaaaaa

:rofl:

[Vidar]

11. All silicone, no areolae... No, I can't make it work.

[Xipe Totec]

18. Cyborg!

Mostly silicon, some organometalics....

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

12. PLEASE PLEASE PELASE WARN US BEFOREHAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spray:


I have never seen such an outlandish advert for make-up, bleach, tooth whitener, costume jewelry, Western cowboy hats, and gratuitous "enhancement surgery" endorsements ever before in my entire life!!!!!!!!!

Sheesh, it almost looks like Geordi LaForge from the necklace down... :wow:

[ceile]

14. LaForge bwwwaahaaaaaaaaaa n/t

[sarge43]

15. Mother of God on a rocketsled n/t

[Duncan Grant]

16. "What knockers!"

[Xipe Totec]

19. Thank you, Her Doctor! n/t

[Ivan Sputnik]

17. Wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen

She'd have to use glue, I think?

[AussieDave]

20. Oh - I thought the next line was: "as Mary said to Joseph"

or "as the actress said to the bishop".

My bad. :spank:



But still - what a slut - as trailer-trash as it comes. Some people will do ANYTHING to get noticed.:wtf:

[Dukkha]

21. at least she's got air bags for when her career crashes

and she's reduced to being the opening act at a jello wrestling bar