My response to an unsolicited message sent by a fundie

[951-Riverside]

Enjoy

Message: In the begining (about 10 billions years ago) "God" created the universe
God gives you cancer, diabetes, multiple sclerosis and AIDS
God gives you robbers, psychopaths, socialpaths, murders, molesters and religious fanatics
God gives you floods, hurricanes and tornados
God loves you so much that he gives you all the above +
Jesus died on the cross yet we're still going to hell for our sins *wink*
We have the hope of Hell through Jesus
Life is what is it tragic or fantastic the future is unknown.

Original Message sent by Anshun@YahooAnswers

Message: In the Beginning God created heavens and earth.
God gives you air to breathe and sunshine to enjoy.
God gives you water to drink and food to eat.
God gives you a wonderful body and sound mind, to live.
God loves you, and you are precious to Him.
Son of God died on the Cross to save us from condemnation.
Jesus’ love is boundless and everlasting.
We have the hope of Heaven through Jesus.
Life therefore has fantastic and glorious future!

[ThomCat]

1. Why do you hate baby jebus?

:rofl:

[MsAnthropy]

2. Bravo!

:applause: :woohoo: :applause:

[951-Riverside]

3. Response:

Message: Jesus is waiting to welcome you in Heaven. Devil is waiting to laugh at you in Hell. Make a good choice for yourself whom to follow. My best wishes to you for your happiness and Heaven.

:eyes:

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Suggested reply:

When the Rapture happens, can I have your stuff?

[951-Riverside]

5. ....

:spray: :rofl:

[chaska]

6. Or you could have responded like another stripe of conservative....

Nobody ever gave me nothing, I worked for everything I ever got. yadda.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Or like Bart Simpson's dinner prayer:

"God, I know I'm supposed to give you thanks, but we got all this food by ourselves, so thanks for nothing."