Bad Rush Limbaugh Viagra Jokes Here Please

[Mark E. Smith]

Q) Did you hear what happened to Rush Limbaugh after he took illegally obtained Viagra?

A) He had a stroke.


Q) Knowing all the risks, why did Rush Limbaugh take Viagra without a prescription?

A) He wanted to do hard time.

[corksean]

1. If Rush does time for this will it make him a hardened criminal? n/t

[RedStateShame]

5. No, the judge will probably just give him a stiff fine.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Mark E. Smith]

6. What happened when Rush took Viagra after smoking pot?

He felt a little stiff in the joints.

[outofbounds]

2. WithTalent on loan from Viagra

[corksean]

3. Customs officials at the airport first became suspicious

when it took three hours for Limpballs plane to come down.

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. All I could think of when I heard this was a rusty crane noise

:rofl: Too bad ol' Limpballs had to leave the country to prove his "manhood". :P

[LiberalEsto]

7. He's working hard

to win the 2006 erections

[Mark E. Smith]

8. Why did the Bush admin put Viagra in America's water supply?

Rush convinced them it would help stiffen the nation's resolve in the war on terror.

[regularguy]

9. It's Morning (wood) in America.

In honor of his hero, RR.

[SeattleVet]

10. He took the Viagra, but it only made him grow taller.

[El Fuego]

18. Ha ha ha ha!!

:spray:

[DrGonzoLives]

11. From Bob & Tom this morning

"God is trying to send a message. He made this man impotent, and for good reason."

And they're not even liberal. The "Rush Limbaugh Rehab Diary" they played was priceless.

[KamaAina]

12. Looks like Rush is gonna get off scot-free on this one

the evidence won't hold up in court...

[giant_robot]

13. Do you know how Daryn Kagan reacted to the news that..

...Rush was taking Viagra? She accused him of erection fraud.

[KamaAina]

14. What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

About three inches, after Rush takes his little blue pill...

[regularguy]

15. Is that the complete works of William F. Buckley in your pants,

or are you just glad to see me?

[matcom]

16. i hear some radio stations are going to yank him off

the air :hide:

[caledesi]

17. Rush deserves a very stiff sentence! nt

[sendero]

19. Why does Rush need Viagra..

... he has to have a hard-on while he's fucking the country with his show.

[leftofthedial]

20. y'all are way too hard on poor little rush