Effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Helmets

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Effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Helmets
Conspiracy theorists beware!
Think the government's trying to read your mind? If you've resorted to wearing tinfoil on your head to keep out those mind control rays, you may be in for a surprise. Your foil helmet may actually amplify the signal!
Caveat transmitter

:tinfoilhat:

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1. one saturday morning kick n/t

[Random_Australian]

2. And another, for it is worthy!

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3. did you watch the video?

the link is at the end of the page.

[Random_Australian]

4. No! I have to run my internet through a proxy server!

That makes bandwidth expensive!

(So I don't watch videos. In fact, all images are hidden too)

[pscot]

5. You are correct about tin-foil amplification

That is why I only use the highest quality extra strength aluminum foil. And it must be worn reflective side out, otherwise it lets the mind control waves through. If it were not for the protective influence of extra strength aluminum foil, properly deployed, I doubt that I would be enjoying my current state of intellectual clarity and cerebral illumination.

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9. hey, well, this part of your post goes without saying...

"I only use the highest quality extra strength aluminum foil. And it must be worn reflective side out"

I prefer the centurion style hat, made as above.

[Exultant Democracy]

6. Do you know what a tin foil hat was to me before Bush

It was just a way to keep the Aliens from reading my thoughts, now the government has screwed that up too. I'm pissed that I have to switch to Aluminum, it just doesn't smell right.

[PassingFair]

7. Laughing Out Loud.

Mrs. Grumpy and I have discussed going out for Halloween
in tinfoil hats with the kids, but the
kids don't want us around!

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10. oh good

we all need a laugh these days, no?

I burst out laughing when I first saw what came up at the link. Very interesting reading.

[giant_robot]

13. lol

[billyskank]

8. Linux and Amiga users can use MindGuard

http://zapatopi.net/mindguard/

:7

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11. but don't they make anything for Windows??? ye gods! n/t

[billyskank]

16. If you read the page, you will find out

that Windows and Macintosh operating systems are actually mind control devices, so MindGuard won't work on them. ;)

[Blue-Jay]

12. I quite like the fez. I'm going to make one for myself.

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15. see post 14...

don't forget the waxed paper and fluffernutter.

[smirkymonkey]

14. I find that lining it with wax paper and fluffernutter really helps to

cut down on that particular problem. :tinfoilhat:

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17. one sunday kick n/t