Freeper bid conditions

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NOTICE TO BIDDERS

1. The work we want did is cleerly showed on the attached plans and speserfacations. Our enganear, whose had plenty of college, spent one hell of a lot of time when he drawed up these here plans and speserfacations. But nobody cannot think of everything! Once your bid is in, that's it, Brother, from then on, anything wanted by our enganear, or any of his friends, or anybody else (excep the contrakter) shall be considered as showed, speserfide, or emplide and shall be pervided by the contrakter without no expence to nobody, but hisself (meaning' the contrakter).

2. If the work is did without no extry expence to the contrakter, then the work will be took down and did over again until the extry expence to the contrakter is satisfactory to our enganear.

3. Our enganear's plans is right as drawed. If sumthin' is drawed wrong, it shall be discovered by the Contrakter, kerected and bid right with no extry expence to us. It won't cut no ice with us or our enganear if you point out any mistakes our enganear has drawed. If you do, it will be one hell of a long time before you do any more work for us or him (meanin the enganear)

4. The contrakter is not sposed to make fun of our enganear, his plans, or the kind of.work we're having did. If he do, it's just too bad for him (meanin' the Contrakter)

5. Any Contrakter walkin' around the job with a smile on his face is subject to the review of his bid.

6. If the Contrakter don't find all our enganear's mistakes before he bids this job, or if the contrakter ain't got enough sence to know that our enganear's goin' to think up a bunch of new stuff that's just too bad for him" (meanin' the contrakter)!

7. The Contrakter gotta use all good stuff on this job--none of this crap from Japan. We done picked the best stuff for our client and won't let no cheep stuff be approved to save the Contrakter money. Value enganearin and substitutions is alright as long as the cost savins go to the enganearin budget or adds more purty do-dads to the project.