Fun with credit card offers; I used the business reply envelopes

[Bossy Monkey]

from Chase Cards to abuse them about impugning John Lennon's memory by using All You Need Is Love in their commercials. They sent two, so I sent two replies. Tried to do one left-handed, but quickly found that that wasn't happening. Instead tried writing cursive for the first time in about 20 years; that didn't come out so well either, but I think the message came across. ("All I need is love? All you need is a new advertising company!")

[seemunkee]

1. I just stuff them with the rest of the junk mail from that day

[Gormy Cuss]

2. I write "remove from mailing list" on the app

Sometimes I ramp it up a bit and tell them that any more unsolicited credit card offers will be send to the FTC because of their refusal to honor my request.

I know it gets circular filed, but it makes me feel better knowing that I can waste their money if they insist on wasting my time with junk.

[BlueIris]

3. Hee. Nice.

I hate the Chase people.

[sarge43]

4. I put "Return to Sender" on the envelope and send it off.

Whoever has to pay the postage. It takes about twice and they stop.