If your wife wanted to look like this, would you?

[scoey1953]

Poll question: If your wife wanted to look like this, would you?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Well, it would explain

why she gets so many Fed-X packages from Balco.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. used to know such a body builder - never was there a phonier

skank of a backstabber on the planet - never was there a bigger asshole than this woman

:eyes:

not that i'm generalizing . . .

[scoey1953]

3. was this a " pro" or someone who was a wannabe?

Was this a "pro" or a wannabe?

[bertha katzenengel]

13. She was a champion in her age group -- but at what level

she competed, I don't know. Also don't know if it was professional or amateur competition.

[lumberingbear]

7. Don't hold it back bertha.....

I take it you didn't like her?

[bertha katzenengel]

14. I made the mistake of asking her for nutritional advice.

I got some, but as the months went on and it became clear that I hadn't followed her advice . . . well, let's just leave it at that.

edit: the morbidly obese should not ask body building champions for advice. what the hell was i thinking? :dunce:

[Evergreen Emerald]

4. I saw a special on her once

She had a really low voice, and I wondered if she wasn't on steriods.

[grace0418]

17. I saw that same special. It was terrifying.

She basically admitted that she was on steroids and that everyone was or they wouldn't be able to compete. So what is the point? Drugs, plastic surgery, fake tans, fake hair...there seems to be very little about these competitions that is actually real.

[Deja Q]

5. If I had a wife, who wanted to look like that, she'd be thinkin' I was gay

:rofl:

[draft]

6. looks like my brother...

no thanks

[Placebo]

8. I think if you had sex with her...

it would make you a gay man.

[Deja Q]

10. No, it would make you sound like Michael Jackson - permanently.

Ditto for becoming limp, permanently... :hurts:

[Placebo]

11. Ha.

Yeah I don't think that most straight men could be aroused by that thing in the picture.

[Deja Q]

12. LOL. Or gay men either.

[Derailer]

16. I'd bang her

[Deja Q]

18. You are a far braver man than I...

Especially when you'd be risking getting crushed like a soda can afterwards... :scared:

[Derailer]

19. well its not like I'd brag about it necessarily

[Placebo]

20. Sick!

:)

[u4ic]

9. Jeebus!

When would she have time for the real wifey stuff, like cookin', cleanin' and breedin'? :shrug:

[yurbud]

15. what about the girl in your animated avatar?

[scoey1953]

35. If you are refering to mine?

She is a Japanese pop singer, who on her way
towards Superstar status in Japan. Her name is Ai (Love) Otsuka.

[Skittles]

21. YIKES

[txwhitedove]

22. For real? Properties say "Matacom's Bride".....

That's got to be photoshop. It hurts to look at her. I don't even want a man to look like that.

[Skittles]

24. yeah, it's from way back when I was picking on matcom

I was bored you know

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. My dear Skittles!

You know, you just might want to put a graphics warning on that pic!

This is nauseating......:puke:

[Skittles]

25. I torment my coworkers with pics constantly, Peg

I name them deliciously wicked things like THONG and these guys they just cannot help themselves, you know? It is fun to hear their howls of protest. :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. well,OK, then!

That makes it all OK!

You are one wicked girl, you know? You know how to kick ass....oh, wait...

Nevermind......:rofl:

[Skittles]

27. Hey I have a pink triangle in my cube!

the guys ask me HEY ARE YOU GAY? and I tell them NAW, IT'S JUST SOLIDARITY BABE!!! :D

[scoey1953]

32. actually I think this pic has been "Doctored"

I know this female bodybuilder, and I know of lots of guys who love to doctor the pics
so they look bigger than they really are. This is one of those.

[RedCappedBandit]

41. Oh no!

RuN!

[mwooldri]

28. And what's wrong with Joanna's appearance? Are we anti-muscle here?

If my wife wanted to look like Joanna Thomas then that's entirely up to her. Even with steroids it takes time to build up a body like that (probably some plastic surgery in the breast department as well - yep they're implants) and if anyone - man or woman - wants to get a body like that well it's up to them. I'd definitely be persuading my wife to stay away from the juice but if she wanted to again - it is her body and I can't tell her what to do or what not to do with it.

Besides if my wife really wanted to hit the gym that hard I'd probably be going along too. As it happens, I have a gym membership, my wife doesn't; neither of us are buff.

Mark.

[Robeson]

29. Well, would she make a lot of money doing it?....

...:D

[scoey1953]

34. Female bodybuilders rarely make the big bucks...

Unless they win as Ms. Universe, or a contest thats big. They
might make money advertising some product, but that will not last long.
The only other place they might make some cash is doing what many of them do...
have their own websites, sell videos...sell pictures, sell items... and some
even do on line cam work. Here they might pose for guys who like Strong women,
and get the 9.99 cents a minute deal. Or more, depending on how good they are.

Not many of them break into the movies. I happen to know Ray Hollitt, who used to be "ZAP"
on American Gladiators. She is doing volunteer work now, biking from San Francisco to
Los Angeles and back.. for AIDS. She has lost a lot of weight. Thats the thing you have to
realize, is once you stop working out, you start to lose muscle fast.
Here are some BEFORE and AFTER pictures of "Zap"

BEFORE

AFTER

[jjmalonejr]

30. I'd say go for it...

...cuz it'd never happen. :)

Thank God!

[Fleshdancer]

31. I get tired just looking at her

I have to really dig deep to find the energy to work out for 30 minutes 4-5 days a week. I wouldn't last two days on her schedule.

[ThomCat]

33. I wouldn't mind the muscles

If that's what she wants, and if the the relationship was good. I don't see what the big deal is.

Besides, I guess it's nice (in a stereotypical kind of way) if someone in the relationship is big and strong, and given my health and disability that's not going to be me. So she's welcome to that roll.
:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. If my wife wanted to do steroids, have ugly cosmetic surgery, look fake,

and spend a few years in total self-absorption and self-worship, I'd say "Have at it, but not with me around. I didn't sign on to spend my life with an ugly, physical and spiritual, narcissist."

[Random_Australian]

37. Well, the last option sure got a few votes.

[dysfunctional press]

38. helga happy... I used to date a woman who was into bodybuilding...

and personally- i prefer a woman with a little more body fat, and the ability to "lube up" naturally and properly.

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Yikes!

I've never had any desire to look like that... :yoiks: I work out at a gym, but that's just to maintain my health. I'm not muscular (kinda curvy and soft)....and bodybuilders (male or female) have always revolted me. My hubby has nothing to worry about, lol! :)

[Road Scholar]

40. NOT piss her off!! ROLMAO nt