Somebody slap me. I can not. wake. up.

[LaraMN]

and it's too hot, and JackMN peed on my arm, and NoelMN starts summer vacation at 2:50 p.m. :scared: Are there different "summer hours" for the onset of alcohol consumption? Like 3pm?:7

[Hugin]

1. I've been thinking of taking up drinking as well...

I need a new hobby.

[LaraMN]

2. I'm a really fun drunk, so it seems like a good idea.

Although my oldest does have a baseball practice I have to attend, tonight...

[miss_american_pie]

3. One word for you

Mimosas.

Make that two: bellinis.

:D

[MissMillie]

4. Rule of thumb:

you can start drinking when mass is out. (That's how it was in my house anyway. My dad would crack open a cold one and say, "Mass is out!")

[Richardo]

10. Ha!

:thumbsup:

:toast:

:beer:

[BlueIris]

5. There's a lot of that going around today, I've noticed.

Well, for everyone except me apparently, and normally I am NOT a morning person. One of my roommates doesn't have to be in her office until three today (yeah, I hate her, too) so she just went back. to. bed. GAH. I only have like, sixty more things to do before I can sleep again. Meh.

[tjwmason]

6. When the sun passes the yard-arm.

Though one has to clarify as this line of oft misunderstood.

The yard-arm dangled at the front of the ship, and thus the sun would pass it in the mid-morning.

3p.m. is a perfectly acceptable time for alcohol consumption. :D

:toast:

But if it's hot I'd suggest something pretty long so that you don't get dehydrated, a long-vodka would be a very good idea.

[azmouse]

7. It's always afternoon somewhere in the world!

Have a drink! :)

[Beer Snob-50]

8. you can start drinking when it is afternoon anywhere

in the world where at least one letter in the name is a vowel.

[billyskank]

9. It's five o'clock somewhere

Go for it. :D

[tigereye]

11. see my poll

last day of school for mine as well.
cheers. :beer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5243753&mesg_id=5243753

[Deja Q]

12. Your husband took a whiz on your arm?!?! Whoa, somethin's wrong here!

:puke: