OMG!!! The gay marriage ban failed and DU is turning gay

[prolesunited]

What will we tell the children? :wow:

[RevCheesehead]

1. what children?

[prolesunited]

2. You know

the children we are always supposed to be thinking about as in "Think of the children."

[RevCheesehead]

3. Oh, we're doing away with children.

That's part of the gay agenda. Didn't you get the handbook yet? :evilgrin:

[Hugin]

4. I've been brainwashed by watching too much Spongebob.

No need for a handbook here.

I'm one with the "AGENDA"!

[prolesunited]

5. Man, I'm having trouble keeping up

obviously.

I guess it's worse than I thought -- the end of the human race. Oh my!

[azmouse]

6. Can you believe this??? ugh!

Too many freaking scary people out there! How can they spew nonsense like this?! :scared:

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0607gaymarriage0607.html

Excerpt:
"If we didn't believe in miracles, we wouldn't have spent our vacation money to come here," said Sandra Rodrigues of Utah, who has been standing outside the Russell Senate Office Building all week, shouting at senators and displaying signs urging "Stop same-sex marriage: It endorses masturbation." "If same-sex marriage is endorsed," she explained, "then you're going to have children think it's just another option to have pleasure."

[Hugin]

7. Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation?!?!?!?

Cripes! Who knew!

I was wondering why I was getting hairy palms and needed new glasses.

[MountainLaurel]

11. Makes me want to whip out my "grown-up toys"

And engage in some self-pleasure just to piss them off.

[KitchenWitch]

15. Jeebus forbid anyone have ANY pleasure at all

I guess life here on earth is supposed to be all sackcloths and ashes. That being the case, please explain all the pleasures the rich get to "endure".

[Hugin]

18. Good point...

I've always said the fundies lay awake at night worried that somewhere, somehow,
someone is happy.

[KitchenWitch]

20. Some of them have a real masochism complex, I swear to Dog

Could someone please tell me where to buy myself a hair shirt, because I smile too much.

[Placebo]

8. Tell them the truth!

Tell them that Sam Brownback and Rick Santorum tried their best to save America's families from gay marriage, but now that Activist Judges™ (aka Satan) have gotten their way, thanks to democratic enablers like Russ Feingold and Hillary Clinton, mommy and daddy have to get divorced, have unprotected sex with as many gay men and lesbians as possible, and throw you, the children, out on the street without food, water, or shelter in the middle of Boystown.

[prolesunited]

12. WTF is an activist judge anyway?

How are they different from other judges?

[Placebo]

13. A Fairy Tale.

About as tangible as Nixon's "silent majority" or as right-on as "the homosexual agenda"—BAH!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. The gay children or the straight children?

[Redstone]

10. Oh, is THAT what just happened? Here I though it was just a mild fever.

Thanks for clueing me in.

Redstone

[RetroLounge]

14. OMG! My Avatar just Changed

I feel like singing Streisand!

:D

RL

[commander bunnypants]

16. Oh my gay stars!!

theater anyone

Cabaret?

CB

[riona]

17. I feel the same

When did it happen?

[swimboy]

19. Tell them how happy we all are!!!

:woohoo: