Hey Guys - If Your Wife Chopped Off Mr. Happy.....

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: Hey Guys - If Your Wife Chopped Off Mr. Happy.....

In a fit of rage, would you forgive her and take her back?

[TXlib]

1. heh heh...

We might still have some fun playing Mistress and Eunich...

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

4. I've said it before...

and I'll say it again...PERV! ;-)

[Richardo]

2. Well, the LAST time she did that....

...oh, you mean LITERALLY. :evilgrin:

[theivoryqueen]

3. I would love to vote on this, but am mere woman

of the non-penis-chopping variety. Where's the poll on women: would they chop the sockmonkey?

[xultar]

5. Would you forgive her if she just gave Mr Happy back?

I could understand not forgiving her if she took it and threw it in a landfill cuz then you wouldn't have a chance to get it sewn back on. Mr. Happy would be long gone and your friends would start calling you shorty or nubby.

But if she cut Mr. Happy off and then realized it was a mistake and put it in a ziploc with ice. Then you could forgive her right?

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. uh....no

She still chopped it off. Who knows what it'll look like once they sew it back on. Nobody wants a frankenweenie. :D

[tishaLA]

6. paging Dr. Freud! Dr. Freud, please report to the Lounge!

[theivoryqueen]

7. I knew a guy who chopped his own penis off

he was a very strange person in general. This is a true story.

[mmm]

10. tell us about it

it takes one rare individual to chop his penis off

[theivoryqueen]

14. I don't think he'd mind....

as he made quite a name for himself filming women mutilating themselves. If you know Joe Christ, you also know a guy who removed his penis the hard way.

[Zuni]

11. scary

that is not even remotely understandable. I cannot even imagine the suffering that would cause.

[eileen_d]

9. If it was the other way around

(I'm a gal) I would NOT take the guy back. Love means never having to slice off a body part, IMHO...

[toddzilla]

12. how could you possibly trust that person again..

This seems like it's being taken a little too lightly..

[FDRrocks]

13. Ouch, No...

[Loonman]

15. Protection against having your willy chopped off

Wear nightly.

[MissMillie]

16. wouldn't it just be easier

to be sweet and true to your wife?

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. but what if she snaps

And chops it off anyway?