Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check. Let's laugh

[xultar]

Every one contribute your best Yo Mama jokes or any joke!!

[DivinBreuvage]

1. Yo mama so dumb...

The Republicans might nominate her for office!

[corarose]

2. Your Mama's so dumb they said it was Chilly outside & she brought a bowl

out for some Chilly.

[MrScorpio]

3. Yo mama is so ugly

She's in Freddy's dreams

[RainDog]

4. Yo Momma's so ugly

they made Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

[xultar]

5. Yo mama's so stupid,

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

[xultar]

6. Yo mama's so poor,

Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

[xultar]

7. Yo mama's so poor, even the republicans

Yo mama's so poor, even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.

[floodjohn]

8. Yo mama's......

Yo mama's so fat, she wears four watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so stupid, when you were a baby, she left you on her own doorstep.

Yo mama's so stupid, she's still waitin' up for Jimmy Hoffa.

When Pinnocchio go down on yo mama, he be sayin' "You smell like a rose bouquet!". Yo mama had a BIG orgasm!

[xultar]

9. Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper. n/t

[Swede]

10. Your momma's so ugly.

When she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[Scimmio]

14. Your mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

.

[jogi1969]

11. yo mamma's so stupid

she walked past a YMCA
and she thought that someone had misspelled
MACY'S

[xultar]

12. Your mama is so fat, she uses a VCR as a Beeper. n/t

[DrZhivago]

13. yo..

yo'moms got stabbed in a shootout, she put on skates and the tires blew out, she spits butter and she eats legos she committed suicide by jumping out the window... she lives on the first floor... of my doghouse, yo, her pussy tried to fight a mouse... she's got brain damage on her right tit, her eyes are crooked and jaw is fixed. she jumped up, got stuck in the air, her favorite brand is leather underwear

keep freestylin' of the top of my dome yo mama's got teeth, made out of chrome...

[JVS]

15. Your mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died!

[JVS]

16. Your mama's so old, she farted and a cloud of dust came out

[KFC]

17. Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections

.

[Spirochete]

18. Yo mama so short..

you can see her feet on her drivers license picture

[guitar man]

19. Your mama's so fat

she has her own zip code!

Yo mama is so ugly,when she was a kid,her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

[Swede]

20. Yo mama's so fat...

After I was done doing the nasty,I had to roll over two times to get off the bitch.

[kixot]

21. Yo mama's so Jihad...

- Her version of "hide-and-seek" growing up was called "where the soviet mines at?"

- She put all her money in the West Bank.

- She think Tel-Aviv is an underground Zionist communication network.

- When she took you to the beach she make you put firecrackers in the infidel children's sand castles.

- She be calling you "Mama's little martyr".

- She got featured in the Sport's Illustrated Burkha edition.

[CO Liberal]

22. Yo Mama's So Dumb.....

...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

[FlashHarry]

23. Yo mama's so fat...

The back of her neck looks like a pack of Ballpark Franks!

[Skittles]

24. Yo mama like a bowling ball

picked up and fingered and thrown in the gutter.

[Blade]

25. Yo mama's so stupid...

...she thought a quarterback was a refund!
...she put a screen door on a submarine!
...she put free food on layaway.

[CO Liberal]

26. Yo Mama's So Fat.....

...one day she was running for a bus and her thighs caught fire.

:-)

[Bolo Boffin]

27. Yo mama so ugly...

...when she was born, they sat her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama so fat, kids run around her and get lost.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

28. Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes swimming in the ocean...

The whales start singing "We Are Family!!!"

:D bwahaha

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Yo mama so ugly

we push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

[Intelsucks]

30. Mama's so fat... she looks like she's smugglin' Volkswagons

n/t

[mgrier6953]

31. Your momma is so nasty

Your momma is so nasty that the crabs go bungee jumping off her tampon strings.

[JaySherman]

37. Yo mamma's so dirty

Yo mamma's so dirty even the crabs ride dune buggies.

[INTELBYTES]

32. Your mamma's so fat...

she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

[alarcojon]

33. Yo momma's so dumb

it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

[floodjohn]

34. Yo mama's so stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, when she got her job as a trucker, her bladder was full and her gas tank was empty. I said, "Darlin", you got that backwards." So she pissed in her gas tank.

[eileen_d]

35. Yo mama's so fat...

... after sex I rolled over twice and I’m still on the bitch.

(from Nutty Professor, nearly peed my pants laughing from this one)

Some others from that movie:

Your mother’s so fat she went to Sizzler and the bitch got a group discount!

Your mother’s so fat the bitch need a Thomas guide to find her asshole.

[ProudGerman]

36. Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama is so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama is so fat, they told her to stop wearing Malcolm X jackets....helicopters kept trying to land on her back.

[camero]

38. Yo mammas so fat...

That when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. :P

[alarcojon]

39. Yo momma's so ugly

you look up "ugly" in the dictionary and you see her picture.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

40. Your mama's so old...

she remembers when the Republicans' symbol was the wooly mammoth.

[kanrok]

41. Yo mama's so hairy

I made a Chia Pet out of her shower soap.