Why should YOU be banned?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: Why should YOU be banned?

[eyesroll]

1. Because I want to discuss CO-

Never mind.

[uppityperson]

34. Carbon Monoxide is not allowed now?

[Shell Beau]

2. Becuase I am too damned goofy!

:shrug:

[Shell Beau]

21. And I got 2 things deleted so far today!

:o


x(

[realisticphish]

3. I hate kittens

and puppies, and yaks, and babies.

[LynneSin]

4. Because I once kicked the Kudzu thread

:shrug:

[Bassic]

5. Because I hate cats.

Yeah, that's right! (I admit kittens are cute, but once their grown they're useless)

[Blue-Jay]

6. For impure thoughts.

[Aiptasia]

7. I'm too sexxy for DU

<>

[jeff30997]

10. That guy looks like Rush!

:rofl:

[Aiptasia]

19. He looks like he's 9 months pregnant

With a baby elephant.

[Le Taz Hot]

23. Oh, good goddess!!!!!

Jaysus! You need to warn a girl! Whaddya wanna bet the guy owns at least one pair of speedos? :hide:

[XNASA]

8. Because of the people with whom I associate.

[jeff30997]

12. And what's wrong with us XNASA? Let's go do a little car ride ok?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

26. I'm tempted to return Dangle to you after that.

[swimboy]

9. Guy just asked me to hold this for him while he got something to eat!

Geesh!

[redqueen]

11. what? zombies get banned?

no fair!

:(

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Because I lied once to a passing stranger who asked what a metope is

and I said it's the space between two triglyphs on an Ionic frieze because I didn't like the way he wore his hat.

But that was in my more rebellious, hellion-style youth when I would sometimes put salt on my apples as I ate them, or even add some honey to my tea.

I was totally out of fucking control, and now the truth has come out, and I am sure I will be banned for these youthful indiscretions.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Because I post rubber wang photos.

[underpants]

15. A man... a tail pipe... and lingerie

that is all I can say

[Hard_Work]

16. I can think of at least

3 Brazillian reasons...

OK, 3 Brazillian and one :)

[CanuckAmok]

17. Where's "because I'm a dirty foreigner pinko"?

I mean, what am I and HEyHEY to do?

[swag]

18. Because I was Bullish on Kudzu.

[catbert836]

20. I've criticized organized religion.

A fair number of people think I should be banned just for that.

[Orsino]

22. Because I'm not a huge fan of the Democratic Party.

I think it's sick with the same disease that has killed the soul of the GOP. Money.

My saving grace, though, is that I'll vote for almost any Democrat before almost any Republican. The differences, though small from some perspectives, are vital IMO.

[Richardo]

24. Long term Freeper troll here.

:hi:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

28. recognize you from the meetings

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

25. Last two threads I posted were locked for linking sex and Google ads.

I apologize, everybody. I have since learned to embrace the Google ads and accept them as DU's personal Lord and Savior.

[ZombieNixon]

27. WHEE! I get my own option!

:bounce:

[Dolomite]

29. I'm a firearms enthusiast.

Or, a "gun nut" to all the haters.

[skygazer]

30. Rampant grammar Nazi-ing

It's a disease. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Does that mean

you're a Nazi about rampant grammar, or... :shrug:









The hyphen is our friend.

[skygazer]

36. Yes

I can't abide rampant grammar. It infuriates me. :grr:

[johnnie]

32. Because

I have watched American Idol. :cry:

Oh, and according the XNASA, because I admit to drinking Bud x(

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

33. I am a zombie

I feast on the flesh of the living contributing their ilk to my ever growing brood.

[NNadir]

35. I don't care what the soylent green is, I'm hungry.