New Wax Britney Spears comes complete with heaving breasts

[LynneSin]

And you thought the statue of Brittney giving birth on all fours over a bearskin rug was bad check this out!

http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/2006/05/26/fri/



Losing the battle for Britney: Madame Tussaud's just released a new wax sculpture of Britney Spears, and the likeness is somehow meant to call to mind the glory days of her pop-music career: Hanging upside down from what looks like a stripper pole, the wax Spears comes complete with animatronic breasts that heave, giving off the impression she's actually breathing. Adding to the creepiness, fans (or just Madame Tussaud's marketers) have launched an online campaign to bring Britney back -- it joins the recently-launched Save Sean Preston site -- by circulating a petition to somehow "save Britney... from herself, from her husband and from her relentless fertility." (Defamer, SaveSeanPreston, BringBritneyBack)

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I've always thought animatronic breasts really give her that

"come hither" look... :P I say we set Madame Tussaud's on fire and watch those babies melt! :rofl:

It's got that lifelike vacant stare, too. :D Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse....

[LynneSin]

2. How's your f****ing AC?

I'm worried you might abstaining from f***ing until it gets working again

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. It's fixed. No more abstaining. :)

My f***ing a/c is good as new! :D Let the f***ing commence! :applause:

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Oh, and one other thing...

...I'm surprised there's not a wax dummy of K-Fed (that's sort of redundant :P ) standing beside her unzipping his pants. Isn't that what Britney's pose is all about? :rofl:

[Deep13]

5. I saw that in Vegas!

I had my photo taken with it in a lewd position. Don't have it right now, but remind me Monday.

[Aiptasia]

6. Only the "giving birth" statue on the bear skin rug is creepier

This girl has raisins in her braincase.

[Frank Cannon]

7. It's actually a really good likeness

A wax dummy of a wax dummy.

Seriously, most of those Tussaud's figures look nothing like the person they're supposed to be. But this one really looks like her.