I'm afraid my toaster is going to sell me... literally.

[otherlander]

Every time I walk into the kitchen, my toaster makes a beeping noise. I think it's gathering data that it can sell to the CIA and get me arrested...

[madinmaryland]

1. If you put a tin foil hat on, it will block the electrical waves

the toaster is emitting, and you won't be spied upon by the CIA!

:tinfoilhat:

:silly:

[otherlander]

2. Okay.... let's make a list of ways to sto Agent Mike.... 1. Tinfoil Hats.

2.... Agent Orange?

[madinmaryland]

3. 3.) A knife in the toaster, while standing in water.

[riona]

4. You're sure it's not your dental work?

Those fillings are treacherous.

[jukes]

5. dangle a bare wire

from the toaster to your foilhat; you'll be able to read any msgs it's sending...