I'm afraid my Toaster is going to kill me...literally

[Dying Eagle]

every time I stick a fork in it shocks me. I mean big *ZAP! shock, not just your garden variety little static *snap*. Like painfully shocks me.

LOL :P

[mikeytherat]

1. Try holding a bigger fork and standing in a puddle of water.

You'll get a bigger shock, but only once.

:evilgrin:

mikey_the_rat

[Dying Eagle]

3. Really...

Even worst then then the time I pee'ed in a light socket??

[MissB]

2. Just don't take it to the gas station with you.

:scared:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Keep doing it until you become immune.

Or funny.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. zzzap

[Dying Eagle]

7. You know what, asthmaticeog

I was just trying to have a little copy cat fun. I'm sorry if this struck a little to close to home for you, maybe a bad childhood experience with metal objects and electricity. So, if you didn't find it funny, thats OK. I guess i will try harder next time to reach your high comedic standards. Until then try to leave your negativity on that side of your modem, thanks

[asthmaticeog]

8. You know what, Dying Eagle

I was just trying to have a little snarky fun. I'm sorry if this struck a little to close to home for you, maybe a bad childhood experience with a competent humorist and a well-constructed put-down. So, if you found it overly wounding, thats OK. I guess i will try harder next time to pander to your low copycat standards. Until then try to leave your defensiveness on that side of your modem, thanks

Hey, you're right - copycatting IS fun! :hi:

[arwalden]

9. ~

edit: Never mind. (I was right. He doesn't need my help.) :rofl:

[riona]

6. Just checking to see if you're still with us

O8)

[jukes]

10. dangle a bare wire

from the heating element to the sink, then use your fork safely!