Should I steal my neighbor's god? (WWYD)

[Deep13]

My neighbor has an adorable idol that they completely ignore. The never bring it offerings of fruit or incense and leave it exposed to weather without any roof. Whenever the owners do make offerings, the god comes right over to me and cures my boils.


Recently after observing it all weekend I couldn't stand it anymore and brought it offerings of grapes and pachouli. There wasn't even an offering bowl! I can't help think how much happier that this god would be with me. Should I go get it and tell the neighbors that it was assumed into heaven?

[wildhorses]

1. damn you!!! and jukes too!!!

I see I gotta work on my trigger finger with you 2 around


note to self
when you see the copycat
don't hesitate
just go for it

[jukes]

2. deep 13 def won this round;

way more clever than mine, remains unlokt, + he didn't get an *!OFFICIAL!* warning that he was about to be banned for his!




i really did. i was told i have to be a good "doobee" and only post excerpts redacted from the "national inquirer" (sic), preferally about britney's baby, or i wd bw banned. !FOR LIFE!

[wildhorses]

4. surely you jest....

doobee a don't bee is sooo much fun

[jukes]

6. well, i exagerated *some*

ck your email, i'll send you a copy.

needless to say, i felt *VERY* chastened and have vowed never to offend again!

[ileus]

3. spoof pity post +1...

[wildhorses]

5. welcome to The Lounge

:hi:

[Deep13]

7. I'll just call ASPCG.

:evilgrin: