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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-19-06 03:36 AM
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A random encounter with....
Edited on Fri May-19-06 03:40 AM by everythingsxen
well I was at work tonight and bam... God rolls a 17 on the random encounter table.. so lets see... 15 burglar, 16 giant walking tomato, 18 pterodactyl.. wait 17 POOP.

Yes, poop. Feces. Excrement. Shit if you prefer. I had patrolled that area not a half hour before and no poo... but on my return.... POO! Yes someone had taken of their tighty whiteys (though not so white anymore..) and apparently bent over and let fly with their diarrhea cannon. The stench, which was unbearable, was wafting up from the bottom of the stairwell that this happened. The sun was baking down nicely and the air was oh so flavorful with a nice mix of human waste and curry. I can only assume the curry led to the impromptu scat-fest I found.

So, anyone else have to dodge a nice sized pool of liquid crap to get back to their office?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-19-06 07:38 PM
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1. The Mad Pooper has struck!
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-19-06 07:40 PM
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2. ugh...
...one time I was walking around Fenway, and there was a pair of jeans covered in shit...fucking sick man!
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-19-06 09:22 PM
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3. Sounds Like I.B.S.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome perhaps?
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