How should I f*ck with the Royal Mounties when I go up to Canada this week

[matcom]

:D

i need some "Canadian Bacon" type ideas

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Listen you asshat. You are representing AMURIKA!!

Make us proud!!

:bounce:

[swimboy]

2. like a bunny rabbitt!

:rofl:

[tjwmason]

4. I do too

though it can be quite difficult to avoid the bones - they're so small.

[XNASA]

3. You should speak like "Dudley Doright" at all times.

[CanuckAmok]

5. You should go to their nat'l HQ and...

...walk in through an unguarded fire-door, load up with as many handguns, automatic weapons and secure laptops as you can, and walk out through the same unguarded fire-door.

License their image to Disney.

Steal their hat-blocks.

All these ideas are proven ways to fuck with the RCMP.

[RebelOne]

6. Why would you want to?

[matcom]

8. guess seeing the movie helps you know what i'm referring to

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Start a marijuana grow-op.

They'll have to come in, confiscate your plants, write you a ticket, and waste their time when there are real crimes out there to solve.

[Bunny]

9. Ask everyone you see:

What are *YOU* doing in Canada?

(ala Leo on That 70's Show) :rofl:

[DS1]

10. Buy some ass-less chaps for Remy and strap him into one of those

baby carriers

[trogdor]

11. Drive 100 kph (the posted speed limit) on the 401.

Or the QEW. Only hosers drive the speed limit, eh? You'll have traffic backed up for miles.

[BikeWriter]

12. Your mission is hopeless. * has already ruined...

our relations with Canada!

[KamaAina]

13. Jaywalking, jaywalking, jaywalking!

Even worse than dumping trash on their streets. "This'll drive 'em crazy!"

[KamaAina]

14. Go into their bars and order an ice-cold Bud

strike that. Make it a Bud Light. :evilgrin:

[underpants]

15. Light kick-ass-bob on fire and throw him at a French canadian

or something like that

[Arugula Latte]

16. Say: "You're a Mountie. So, may I mount you now?"

Also, everytime they say "aboot" or "hoose," cup you hand to your ear and say: "What's that gibberish?! Speak American!"

[matcom]

17. "speak american"

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

18. Get yourself a BUNCH

of Canadian flag clothing (Hat, shirt, coat, necklace, etc). Then walk around holding a little Candian flag saying "eh hoser!" to every RCMP officer you see

[KamaAina]

19. Latest trend: Boo their national anthem!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=ap-oilers-sharks-anthem&prov=ap&type=lgns

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- San Jose Sharks fans loudly booed the Canadian national anthem Sunday night before Game 5 of their team's second-round playoff series with the Edmonton Oilers. (that they are choking away so badly they need the Heimlich maneuver -Ed.)

The vociferous booing started from the opening notes of singer Annmarie Martin's rendition of "O Canada." While other fans attempted to drown it out by singing along, the boos were audible until the final notes.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Shout "I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!" at a hockey game.

[hyphenate]

21. You DO know

that the Mounties are NOT easily amused, and you could end up in the clinker while you're there.

The best I can suggest is that you use the voice of Dudley DUright while you're there--the CARTOON voice, not Brendan Fraser.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

28. Kind of like Newt Gringich-- maybe a bit higher pitched.

[Evoman]

22. How about being polite?

How about respecting other peoples country and culture? Depending on where your going, you probably won't see any mounties anyways...at least not the red suit ones.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Gee, you're lots of fun!

(Psst: I think it was a joke!)

[matcom]

31. wow

completely devoid of all humor :rofl:

i'm well traveled friend. trust me. i won't let you down.

[Sequoia]

23. Ask Ren and Stimpy:

The Royal Anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen
(to the tune of “My Country, 'Tis of Thee” / “God Save The Queen”)

Sung by members of the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles, according to the credits

Our country reeks of trees
Our Yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
And our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to hell(The word “hell” is bleeped with a wet farting sound)
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh Ro-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
The song repeats with all the animals singing along, with the lyrics down below and Ren's head bouncing along as the song goes on, much like a Children's sing-along. The word 'hell' is replaced by a farting noise and crossed out in the lyrics, but you can clearly see them mouthing the word and see that it indeed does say hell in the lyrics.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Royal_Canadian_Kilted_Yaksmen

[951-Riverside]

24. They will kick your ass

Canada isnt as easy going as you think their police officers are VERY agressive.

Be Warned.
Be Careful.
Enjoy.

[applegrove]

25. What's wrong with you? Our intel told us not to go to war. We are

different than you.

[u4ic]

26. Speed recklessly on purpose

Then when the cop stops you, blare "I Shot the Sheriff" on the stereo.

[InkAddict]

27. Walk into their stable like a

patriotic Murikan Info Management Sales Rep off the reservation and offer them a bargain on hot-off-the DVD burner software that PROMIS's to catch OSAMA as he runs out the "BACK DOOR"! Don't forget to throw in a T-shirt

[Canadian Socialist]

29. Are you referring to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police

my good man?

Good luck finding them in Ontario. They have the OPP there, and those guys? Scary scary cops.