Dangerously Amused is the queen of the holycrap thread

[Dangerously Amused]

People, please... I'm a sick woman. I need... help!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. What kind of "help"?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

2. I'm a Dork. That's right, capital "D."

Tragically, pathetically "cool" challenged.

No no, it's okay. I can admit it.


And the worst part of it is, it's... it's... terminal! *breaks into uncontrollable sobbing*


:cry:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Sounds like we're made for each other.

;)

[Dangerously Amused]

5. DU = Dorks United!

Hey, we can get married and have a whole dorky family! I mean, we probably shouldn't dilute the dork gene pool with cool people. And we can live here, with all the other dorks:





:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. That'll be the happiest day of my life.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Marrying a dork and moving to Loserville

...will be the happiest day of your life? Oh boy, your family is going to be soooo disappointed!


Careful, I feel an intervention coming on!


:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Correction -- marrying the QUEEN of the dorks.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

22. "The Queen of Dorks." Hmmm.

That is a rather dubious title. I'm not sure whether non-dorks will be more impressed, or less.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. No, just "the Queen," damnit!

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

27. The Queen. Yes yes, much better. :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. All of my best friends are dorks....

I married a dork. It's not a bad thing, sweetie.
Duckie

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Oh! Oh! Come live with us in Loserville! :D

:bounce:

[flvegan]

4. Hello, my queen

How's things?

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Why, if it isn't the King of Hearts!

Mine, anyway.


:7



Doing not too bad for an old lady. How's by you?

[flvegan]

9. Old lady? Pfft...

I'll ask you to define "old" before I respond. Lady, of course, is a given.

BTW, that King...looks nothing like me. If only, I, the king, you the queen...since we all know who REALLY rules in that scenario...

[Dangerously Amused]

12. I know he doesn't look like you, but

...there has never been a king anywhere as OMG totally HAWT as you. So I had to settle for a lame substitute. :(

[flvegan]

15. Oh, but the likes of you

should NEVER have to settle.

Mmmmm...just the very thought...

[Dangerously Amused]

17. You're absolutely right.

That's why I'm throwing caution to the wind and flirting outrageously with the likes of you.

[flvegan]

18. Bring. It. On.

Caution should be thrown not only to the wind, but just thrown...period.

[Dangerously Amused]

19. I've consulted my Tarot Cards with respect to you and they suggest...

So, um... you busy this weekend?

[bridgit]

7. w000000000't...

:bounce: :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Yo bridgit baby!

Sweet of you to git down at my crib!


:7

[bridgit]

13. no worries, the week is done; reports are in and the cow jumped...

over the moon O8)

[WCGreen]

21. I can not talk to you......

I am far too cool to talk to a dork......

[Dangerously Amused]

23. I was afraid of that.

:cry:


Could you maybe just stand by me so some of your coolness might drift in my direction?

Um, please?

[WCGreen]

41. Of course.....

But you must work at it....

You know, someof my best freinds started out as dorks.....

[entanglement]

25. Howdy, lovelykins!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Heya Toots!

:hi:


:loveya:


:7

[entanglement]

26. And you're definitely a queen

You were born to rule over the hearts of men, m'lady.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
Your eternal slave
entanglement

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Oh my goodness! Thou dost make me blush!

:blush:


Well, I, um, I... here, have a tart!






:7

[entanglement]

30. I thank you, I really do

Blush not, fair one!

You are an angel O8) and I'm such an unworthy drunken wretch.

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Hey, unworthy drunken wretches are my favorite kind!

Next one's on me. Whatcha drinkin'? I think I've probably got it around here somewhere... Let's see...

[entanglement]

39. Beer

belgian wheat ale
:)

[billyskank]

31. See! I was right!!!

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

33. It's not just the "being right" part that so impresses,

...it's the way you look so damn good doing it!


Yummers!


:7

[billyskank]

34. Oh my

It's a bit early to be :blush: but you made me do it anyway! :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Cool.

[northofdenali]

36. Flying to your rescue... if you're

a bug, preferably a dragonfly...

[Dangerously Amused]

37. Hey you!

How you been?


Love the photo! (Underdog theme) ... Here I come to save the daaaay.....

[northofdenali]

38. That's my Sassy - Sassafrassadoodles in formality.

Doing ok, sweetie - till tomorrow, anyway!! :loveya:

Another Underdog for your eyes - stalking the BAD GUY

http://people.delphiforums.com/wayuphere/SASSY,%20FLAG%20FLYING.JPG

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Uh oh.

What's tomorrow? :scared: