I need to know why everyone is always on the phone.

[devilgrrl]

The past few days I've noticed that there seems to be an abundance of people that are incessantly on the phone while driving or walking. What's up with that? What's everyone on the phone for?

[LSK]

1. they want to be heard by the NSA

:rofl:

[skygazer]

2. Because I have dial-up

And it's the only way I have to access DU! :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

3. I guess they're all calling in late

'cause they're on the phone. :shrug:

[no name no slogan]

4. Sorry, can't help, gotta take this call--

[LaraMN]

5. Because they're talking about you.

And they want to steal all your erasers.
:scared:

[In_The_Wind]

6. Hello. It's me. Do we need anything while I'm out?

gas prices may be the culprit

[Left Is Write]

7. I'm sorry, what did you say? I was on the phone.