Let's find Ann Coulter a Boyfriend

[skibunny4dean]

I know this has been brought up before, but if Ann Coulter could get a little lovin' maybe she could be quite pleasant to be around (a stretch, I know.)

Who do you suggest could be her lovey-dovey one-and-only?

[LuminousX]

1. I thought she had a boyfriend

or was that her heroin dealer?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. if we found her a boyfriend

wouldn't that make Ann gay? you can't be in a gay relationship and a conservative at the same time.

[Faygo Kid]

3. Send her for a drive with Rep. Janklow

Another thought: Dick Morris, as long as they don't breed.

[Cloud]

4. I could be her boyfriend.

Except there is such a pig political difference between us it might cause fights.

For some reason I have always wanted to screw her. There are too many differences between us for a long term relationship but several one night stands will do. :)

[skibunny4dean]

5. Why?

Why would you want to be?!

[Cloud]

12. Well,

I have always thought she is hot. Even if she spills filth.

[11 Bravo]

28. Why not just go ahead and purchase a straight razor

and fuck that?

[kodi]

6. i'm thinking one of those inbred peacock boys from an X-files show

mutants all.

[Drifter]

13. Wow ...

I can't speak.

Cheers
Drifter

[smirkymonkey]

7. Schwarzengroper!

What a perfect couple for the Fourth Reich!

[corarose]

8. Boyfriend? Don't you mean Girlfriend?

She is a dude right?

[VOX]

9. Exactly. Who's the "lucky" girl gonna be?

:evilgrin:

[corarose]

17. What's the one Right wingnut's name that got married

The fake blonde woman I think her name was Fitzpatrick or Fitz????. Kellyanne?

Or Debbie ???

[skypilot]

26. Take your pick

Laura Ingraham or Michelle Malkin.

[corarose]

10. Sean inSannity

Yeah Yeah I know he is married but the holy then thou crowd are the biggest cheaters in the world.

[DinahMoeHum]

11. Forget it. Let the Freepers have her. . .

as it is, they probably have wet dreams about her anyway.

:evilgrin:

[amandae]

14. Can't think of too many people I'd feel comfortable sticking with her ....

If we're talking about getting her into a good mood and not finding someone she can breed insanity with, it would have to be someone who's a few more steps to the left than her colleagues ... can't think of anyone towards the left that I hate and would want to punish that much though.

:shrug:

[salinen]

15. How about

whatshisname Bobbitt. A half dick with a half wit = True Love.

[amandae]

16. Good choice!

and both are comfortable in the spotlight with nothing important to say! a match made in heaven!

:D

[Cloud]

20. Good idea

Since John Bobbit can't breed anymore It would be great for the world if no more Ann Coulters come into the picture.

[Blade]

18. eh...

let's not have some poor man suffer with her. Let her live a lonely, miserable life. If you need a response, though, I think we should hook her up with Satan. They both would make a perfect pair.

[HEyHEY]

19. TOmmy Lee

[qwertyMike]

21. Jacqueline Suzanne (sp?)

"She looks like a truck driver in drag" - Truman Capote

[corarose]

25. Thank You!

Most Drag Queens look better then women. She is one hell of an UGLY looking Drag Queen.

[underpants]

22. A "stretch" you say?

:evilgrin:

[agingdem]

23. boy?friend...

how about Gweb Ifel...unless Gwen anc Condi Rice are no longer doing dinner.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

24. What would happen if she got it on with...

...Will Pitt?

Would this be like the union of matter and anti-matter? Would the result be the cataclysmic and total (Ann)ihilation of both and all around them? Would the Earth Move in a blinding release of energy?

Or would one lie in bed smoke a cigarette while the other gets dressed to leave and maked lame promises to call the other some time?

[AntiCoup2K4]

27. I thought that Drudge was Ann's boyfriend

Seem like the perfect dysfunctional fascist couple to me.

[Blue-Jay]

29. More like Ann is Drudge's "beard".

Or so I hear...

[geniph]

30. In the spirit of Jack Sprat and his wife,

I nominate Rush Limburger for Ann's main squeeze. There's been some question about each of their orientations, so that'd work out nicely to quiet their detractors, it'd prevent either of them from being inflicted on anyone else, there's no possibility they could breed, and there's just something amusing about that human coathanger mating with that bloated sack of pigshit.

[LuLu550]

31. RuPaul

They are both soooo....well, androgenous