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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 02:34 AM
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Are you right stuff for the C.I.A. ? - I kid you not ...
Edited on Fri May-05-06 02:36 AM by TheBaldyMan
The spooky guys from the secret squirrel industry are recruiting, you can take a 'fun' test at their website.

Take your tinfoil hat off and have a bit of a laugh: C.I.A. not just for torturers - exploding a few myths

b.t.w. I had Innovative Pioneer - I don't know if that qualifies me for sitting in on an interrogation session in Khazakstan but who knows the inner workings of the spook mentality.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 02:38 AM
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1. That was funny as hell.
Edited on Fri May-05-06 02:48 AM by haruka3_2000
They also have a webpage for kids. That would be funny, if the fact it exists wasn't so creepy.

http://www.cia.gov/cia/ciakids/index_2.shtml

Edited to add CIA Kids Page.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 02:53 AM
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2. I can't get it to load...
Their massive intellects must not have realized I took the
flash player off of this computer.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 08:08 AM
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3. So I'm a Thoughtful Observer.
Where is the Sycophantic Republican Hack option? Or is that only for the executives?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 08:08 AM
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4. I also came out as an innovative pioneer
:shrug:go figure
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 08:10 AM
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5. Impressive Mastermind
and smart enough to recognize ass-kissing when I see it :D
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 08:12 AM
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6. I totally want a jetpack
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 08:15 AM
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7. The myths are hilarious; they all assume we all think it's like James Bond
:rofl:

But "nerd", "genius", or "comedian", I fit them all equally. Nyah nyah-nyah-nyah nyah! :D

I am said to be a "Thoughtful Observer". (really!)

It might be fun to sign up. For real. The website has a smooth, inviting feel to it. Which feels genuine.

of course, the "Apply for jobs" button on the home page goes into this dance techno tune I could hear at any given gay bar... :think:

Now if only I can get over my teensy anxiety problem... still, nobody's perfect.

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