What is the most embarrassing thing that you have ever done?

[corarose]

It's kind of hazy for me but My Sister told me that I pulled my Dress off at one of Adam Ant's parties one time and I was walking around in my underwear after I drank grain alcohol with my ex fiancé that worked for them and then I charged a fee to use the bathroom and "sleazy" women had to pay extra.

I was wearing my Jockeys at the time so they weren't sleazy underwear.

All I can remember is that it was hot in the room.

[HEyHEY]

1. hmmm

Really drunk, hitting ona girl said, "Just give me five minutes."

Guess I had something to proove. :shrug: god bless Irish Whiskey

[mr_hat]

2. Big job interview. >

Took a leak first.

Never zipped fly.

Reckon they musta had something against those who go guerilla. Not at all EOE, IME.

[commander bunnypants]

3. Got drunk

threw up on a girlfriend, never saw her again.

DDQM

[HEyHEY]

7. oh man one time

I threw up on a university ski trip, the driver let us driunk on the bus....I decided to drink vodka, straight, through a straw...so I wouldn't need to pee so much. Puke all over myself...terrible. I got up to walk to the back with puke all over me and some guy yells "Alright this guy knows how to party!"

I woke up the next day with vomit in my gotee, a nasty hangover, and my pants missing...plus not one girl on the bus wanted anything to do with me after that....on the upside I was affectionatley called "barf boy" by about 60 people I didn't know. On the last night I was singing and drinkin with them and whenever I chugged a beer they'd go "Barf boy barf boy" and bang on the table.... SO it was an embarrassing thing turned funny I guess.

[XNASA]

4. There is no way, not a chance, that I would ever confess...

...in a public forum. Especially when there are a quite a few people here who I've come to know personally.

Having said that, I'll offer up something that is probably in my Top 10 Embarrassing Things.

While lying on an inflatable innertube, being towed behind a speedboat, in a pair of borrowed swimming trunks belonging to a man who was considerably larger than I, my trunks fell off. Entirely.

Luckily I was able to retrieve them after swimming about 100 ft. I'd like to add that everyone who was in the boat, except for the Mrs., were people who I had just been introduced to that day.

[Loonman]

5. Took a drunken whizz on a car

Then the car's door opened.

By the way, you can zip up your fly and run quickly if you have to.

[Rainbowreflect]

6. When I was in high school, a friend of mine & I kept stats at the

basketball games. It was fun because when we went to state we got to sit at the table with the announcers. We got there early while the guys were warming up. I notices this cute guy on the other team and leaned over to my friend and said "check out #24, he has a cute ass." #24 turns red and his team mates all start laughing. I look over and see that the mike about 2 inches away is on. This means that every single one of the thousands of people in the areana heard me. Now it is funny, but a 15 it was horrible.

[kmla]

8. Now THAT is funny!!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!!

[HEyHEY]

11. hahahaha!

[corarose]

9. I accidentally peed on myself because I couldn't get my pants off

When I was working for AC/DC we were all drinking in the bar in Dayton Ohio and I forgot my room key in the room. I had blue polished cotton pants on and they were button up pants and I couldn't get them off and I was drinking so I accidentally peed on myself and I had to go down to the front desk in front of everyone and get a room key. It was so embarrassing the pants were a darker shade between my legs and they made a noise when I walked.

Poco was in the bar that night and they saw the whole thing when I came out of the bathroom. God I could have died from embarrassment.

[Pale Blue Dot]

20. Sounds like you need to stay away

from alcohol & rock 'n roll!

[corarose]

21. I can only drink about 4 ounces and then I am floored

Rock and Roll is in my blood but I haven't been around my friends since my Mom died.
I am getting back in touch with some of the guys because I want to be a tour chef before I teach classes.

I also wouldn't mind getting back with one of my old boyfriends.

[buddhamama]

10. came out of the bathroom

with the back of my skirt tucked into my tights; i wasn't wearing underwear.

then i walked over to the big glass windows in my office building (still not knowing about my behind :-) and stood there with my ass pressed firmly against the glass for about fifteen minutes.

[Red State Rebel]

28. Hehehe! I saw someone do that at a club ...

they walked all the way across the dance floor and back to their table in a packed bar.

[plcdude]

12. so have you been

drinking today or just is a wild mood? I spilled coffee on my pants while driving on a long trip so I took my pants off and wouldn't you know it flashing light in rear view mirror.

[corarose]

14. I am in a wicked mood today and I am playing hooky from School

I have the flue and I am sauced up on Nyquil.

I was suppose to TA in baking so I can take the day off today.

I got so pissed off that I did an extra shot of Nyquil to get myself drunk today (Just Kidding).

Hell I use to do stand up comedy and I am a very honest person.

[JVS]

13. I was at summer camp once and I saw a kid walking down the road...

who appeared to have his arms in his shirt. I said "You know you should walk with your arms out, you could trip on some of these rocks and really get hurt" The guy walking next to the kid says "He doesn't have arms." I say "You're pulling my leg".

Later that day I saw the kid eating dinner with his feet. I felt terrible and apologized later.

[Logansquare]

17. *My* disability-related embarassment

Several years ago I worked as a restaurant hostess. One night we were incredibly busy and I was rushing up front and seating people while trying to juggle ten other things. I quickly seated a party of two adults and a child, handing them two adult menus and one child's menu. The "child" followed me back to the front door and calmly pointed out to me that she was a full-grown woman who just happened to be four feet tall. She was wearing makeup and had beautifully manicured nails, which I was too rushed to notice. I was 22 years old, and nearly started to cry from embarassment while I apologized to her.
In retrospect, I'd much rather have a throwing-up-on-myself most embarassing story.

[underpants]

15. Don't get embarassed but-trying to steal a cooler back from the cops

They walked and caught up with me.

Pretty embarassing I guess.

[ohiosmith]

16. So that was you?

[sybylla]

18. Tried to wash dirt off a Twinkie

Yeah, dumb, I know. And to this day I don't know what the heck came over me except an exceedingly strong desire for a Twinkie.

I was hitting puberty and being from a working class family, we didn't get Twinkies too often. We were on a long trip to visit family and when we got out of the car at the rest area, I dropped the Twinkie on the ground without even getting so much as a single bite. I picked it up and saw, as it was sticky, it was covered in sand. In a daze I carried it to the bathroom and turned on the faucet. I came to abruptly when the Twinkie disintegrated and fell to the bottom of the sink into a pile of mush. I was so embarassed that I could even have thought that would work that I lingered in the stall until my face stopped feeling hot.

The fact that it still gets me feeling embarassed at the thought of it, makes it the most embarassing thing I have ever done.

[plcdude]

19. kick

need more input on this

[NightTrain]

22. You'll swear I'm making this up, but I'm not!

I was 12 years old and at a concert in Hartford, Connecticut's Bushnell Park. At one point, I had to pee, but the lines to the Port-O-Lets were endless. I noticed a clump of bushes at the far end of the park and decided to relieve myself in them. But imagine my shock when the greenery started to swear at me!

Turned out, there was a young couple doing the nasty in the bushes, and I was urinating on them. You wanna talk about embarrassing? Whoo-boy!

[corarose]

23. I love it

I would have laughed so hard that I would have walked away crying.

[TrogL]

24. Threw up at a black tie dinner

On the table.

On the way to the bathroom.

On the bathroom floor.

In the hall.

In the elevator.

In the parking lot.

On the floor of the truck.

In the building lobby.

In a potted plant.

In the hall (again).

etc.

etc.

etc.

[Rhiannon12866]

25. At least you weren't president of the United States at the time

Remember that? Poppy Bush threw up at a state dinner. I believe he was in Japan, at the time...:shrug:

[corarose]

26. That's what I was thinking

LOL

[RebelOne]

27. Too many to name.