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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:48 PM
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I am DS1's Love Child
Discuss.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:52 PM
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1. Uh-oh...
Does he know? :o
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:53 PM
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2. Once the paternity suit arrives
He surely will. :o
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:55 PM
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3. Be careful.
He's the delicate, sentitive type. :P
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:56 PM
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4. DS1 does not love children.
So there.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 10:00 PM
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6. He had me as an adult
Skipped right over the first 17 years.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:57 PM
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5. Sue him for 18 yrs of child support!
:bounce:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 10:06 PM
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7. Aren't you older than him? That could be a bit tricky....
:D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 10:11 PM
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8. The DU space-time continuum
Is tricky indeed. :D
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 10:25 PM
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9. Good point.
;-)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 10:51 PM
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10. Did he eat your placenta?
It's not offical unless he had a large serving of placenta flambé swimming in amniotic fluid.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 10:53 PM
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11. He ate my placemat
It's made of vinyl, which is tough on the lower tract.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 11:22 PM
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12. I thought DS1 was a girl
see what I know? :shrug:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 11:31 PM
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13. He/she is ethereal
:D
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