Tucker's ditched the bow-tie; now, about his pretty, pretty hair...

[blondeatlast]

What do you suggest?

Warning: this post was inspired by a GD thread, here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=917317&mesg_id=917317

My suggestion:


The 'tini would make him far easier to take, too.

[tigereye]

1. did you see the NYT article

about the NY Post scandal? One of the guys was actually wearing a monocle!!!

can't remember his name or I'd post it.

[Missy Vixen]

2. We were in the audience for a "Crossfire" taping a few years ago

The hair woman would NOT get her hands out of his hair. Every commercial break brought her on the run with various brushes, hairspray, the works. We were amazed Paul Begala was not asphyxiated with the clouds of hair spray being oh-so-carefully dispensed on Tucker's mop.

I also managed to get in an argument with Tucker during one of those commercial breaks. Unfortunately for him, he lost.

Julie

[blondeatlast]

3. That's the way I've always picturedit.

I simply can't stop myself from using "Tucker" and "pretty, pretty hair" in the same sentence.

I try, I really try, I just can't.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Is the martini for us or for him?

If it's for him, then only if it's generic gin. Can't see wasting the good stuff on that idiot.

[blondeatlast]

6. It's money, babeee...

Tucker gets the generic, of course.

Look out, I'm getting into "Swingers" mode, stop me NOW.

[rurallib]

5. Understand it's a 'comb up' from his pubic area.