Tom Cruise shot Kennedy and invented AIDS!

[Floogeldy]

;)

[ZombieNixon]

1. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!

The bastard. :grr:

:P

[blondeatlast]

2. Fathered Paris Hilton and invented New Coke, too. nt

[yellowdogintexas]

3. Does this mean we can now blame Cruise for all the stuff

Clinton got blamed for?


We can blame Cruise for EVERYTHING>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[NNadir]

4. Actually Tom Cruise IS Monica Lewinsky.

[grateful581]

5. that clears up allot

[Heidi]

6. Chuck Norris is Tom Cruise in age-progression makeup. (nt)

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. OMG! It's TURE! This is HUGH!!!11

[Heidi]

10. .

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Yeah. But Karrl Rove was all behind it.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

12. No

KKKarl is Tom Cruise in some really done up hollywood special effects makeup. It all makes sense now, When he was married to Mimi Rogers he started practicing scientology her religion at this time the real Tom Cruise was abducted by a UFO and was replaced by a double agent spy named Karl Rove. Karl dressed in drag as Cruise (you decide if which was which sex), soon married Nicole Kidman and started spying on australia. After finding what he needed he divorce Nicole and started dating Penélope Cruz so he could spy on spain. Just about a year ago he started dating Katie Holmes so he could spy on americans for the war on terror. Think about it folks!

[corporatemedia]

9. EVERYONE knew this, otherwise it would be in LBN. n/t

[dorkulon]

11. Why is TC such a dick?

The answers are here!