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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:22 PM
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MatcomNews Late Edition: Pidgeon Shit Crushes House
The problem weighed heavily on Vera Zentko's mind.

The problem was pigeon poop. And it also weighed heavily on the porch roof next door.

There must've been a big flock of pigeons up there. The load of waste grew so massive, the roof collapsed.

The roof, poop and other pigeon gunk fell in a heap onto the porch of the South End dwelling. It was there for 10 days, and Zentko got sick of the horrible stink.

http://www.pjstar.com/stories/032406/PHI_B9B7CSR4.033.shtml
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:39 PM
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1. Pidgeons: Nature's Terrorists
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:41 PM
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2. .
:rofl:

PRICELESS! :thumbsup:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:09 PM
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5. Maybe we should let our cats out so they catch and eat
these pigeons. Pigeons are just flying rats.:popcorn:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:42 PM
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3. COOL !
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:45 PM
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4. Gives new meaning to the phrase "when the shit hits the fan"!
:rofl:
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