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theophilus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:10 PM
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Whoa, darlin! Put down that _____________!!!!!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:11 PM
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1. grand piano!!! You'll have somebody's eye out with that!!!!
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:11 PM
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2. tool, and let me help you.
:shrug:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:13 PM
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3. rifle.
I don't care what your sister said, I never laid a hand on her!
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:15 PM
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4. doughnut!
It has saturated fats!!
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:20 PM
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5. ....
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:21 PM
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6. spork
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:34 PM
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7. Rosacrucian's dinner roll that looks like the spring-form pan that
Dom Deloise drooled on after he passed out drinking Jack Daniels and eating cheesecake at the home of albino bluesman Johnny Winter in celebration of the 1967 vernal equinox on the sofa that Caroll Spinney threw up a batch of Shirley MacLaine's homemade prune wine on a few years before during a Sesame Street cast party.
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theophilus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 05:43 PM
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8. ...........,,,,,,
:rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 11:52 PM
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10. It only underscores the importance of reading ALL of my posts
Because there are a lot of these funny ones out there.

Thanks for your amusement!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:11 PM
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9. Space Shuttle
:)
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