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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:44 PM
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I taste like maple syrup.
Or so I presume, as I just blew the top of a bottle off it, trying to clear a "blockage," and it blurped ALL over me. I suppose I should have pointed it outward. Much of it was trapped by my cleavage, but a bunch got in the ends of my hair. I will never get this shit off without a shower (which I can't take now.) Gross.
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:45 PM
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1. Are you coming on to the lounge?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:46 PM
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3. Yep. She replaces matcom on third shift.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:47 PM
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4. ...and he's a tough act to follow.
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 02:49 PM by LaraMN
I'm getting off early today, though- I have to leave in an hour to go hand in my Stupid Comp Papers.

Oh, also- jp, can you direct me as to how I might get a "raise" in my position. I've been doing this for awhile now, after all, and I would like to move up a little...
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:49 PM
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7. So is everyone reading
about your cleavage coated in maple syrup.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:49 PM
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8. Well, get off however you can, I guess
:P

Sorry about my mind being in the gutter. It's a placeholder at this point for my soon-to-be English-majored corpse.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:52 PM
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9. Your only err is in apologizing, you nut.
As if anyone else would? As if I expect good behavior in such a thread? Bwah!
English, eh? Who'd have thought!?:7
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:45 PM
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2. I prefer ginger.
:9
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:48 PM
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5. i just knew it
*sigh*
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:54 PM
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10. Well if you knew it, then the polite thing to do would have been
to warn me!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:03 PM
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17. I was making waffles
it takes awhile to make good waffles
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:48 PM
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6. Hmmmmm cleavage and maple syrup
Not quite 9 1/2 weeks, but it'll do...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:55 PM
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11. I'd never look at Mrs. Butterworth the same.
:evilgrin:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:58 PM
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12. Ahhhh but if instead of eating strawberries out of your naval
Perhaps one could eat belgian waffles off your chest?

Could one use a fork in that case? Or would that kill the mood....
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:11 PM
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22. I've always asserted that I'd try most anything once-
but if I were to end up with tine-scars, it would definitely be a one-time deal.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:00 PM
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14. What about Aunt Jemima?
Northerners. :eyes:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:12 PM
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23. I don't think we can even get that here...
maybe at "Pure Pleasures" or "Sex World". :rofl:
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:03 PM
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16. Ohh...sticky things and lesbianism.
You sure know how to get the some of the straight boys worked up!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:09 PM
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20. Lol!
I'm not a lesbian, silly! I'm not even bi!
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:59 PM
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13. Nor 'The Big Easy'
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 03:22 PM by Oeditpus Rex
That was butter and cinnamon, as I recall.

And it wasn't cleavage, but a bit to the side.









(Anybody got any ice?) :blush:



Edit: Right city, wrong film; it was "Exit to Eden." (It suddenly occurred to me that the butter-and-cinnamon-adorned nipple belonged to Dana Delaney, not Ellen Barkin.)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:13 PM
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25. Oh, I loove cinnamon!
I believe there's something cinnamon on my internet-shopping list. :evilgrin:
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:02 PM
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15. I taste like spaghetti sauce...
I just dropped an open tub of sauce on the floor next to me. Everywhere. Pants dripping in sauce. Floor. Chairs. Cabinets.

Strangely, though, not in my cleavage...:hi:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:05 PM
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18. You did this on purpose. Admit it.
Just so that you could post this.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:13 PM
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26. oh
:rofl:


with anyone else you would wonder, but somehow it seems more highbrow when it's Lara.

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:15 PM
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28. "Highbrow"!
Yes! I love it! :rofl:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:34 PM
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31. you are the highbrow of lowbrow, then
you remind me of one of my best friends and her sense of humor... so that's probably part of it. :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:14 PM
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27. No, but I recognize an opportunity when I see one.
:evilgrin:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:21 PM
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30. Point taken
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:08 PM
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19. Okay, who else will have that visual in their head all day.
:hi:
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:11 PM
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21. I think i'll need definitive proof
no... no nevermind, i'll be good :evilgrin:
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:13 PM
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24. I've got butter...

...for use as a cleansing agent, of course.

Servprobrown...like it never even happened.


:P


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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:19 PM
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29. Suddenly I have a craving for French Toast. nt.
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