Post something obnoxious.

[FuzzySlippers]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Richard Steele]

1. That's what your MOM said!

But I didn't notice at the time,
cuz I was all really concentrating on shaving her back.

OK, how was that?

[FuzzySlippers]

2. That was pretty obnoxious.

Even if I have no idea what it means.:shrug:

[Richard Steele]

4. Then I consider it a complete success.

I have seen alot of stuff which struck me as
totally OBNOXIOUS and completely incomprehensible.

That post was a composite of TWO of those things.

I have no IDEA what such a such random compilation of words
might actually "MEAN", if it could indeed mean ANYTHING.

And, yet, it comes across as incredibly crude and uncouth, dunnit?

[FuzzySlippers]

6. It is creepy. Particularly the part about shaving my mom's back.

:scared:

[Richard Steele]

12. YEAH, Innit tho?

I think it succeeds at 'being creepy' because it totally
shifts gears in midstream.

It mentions 'yer mom', so you get all ready to hear
a standard 'mom' insult...

But then suddenly it isn't one; it goes off in an unexpected direction.

And it changes gears on more than one level;
suddenly the protagonist is portrayed as yer Mom's trusted friend,
trusted to help her with some very private grooming issues.

But it simultaneously INSULTS her in an unexpected way,
by portraying her as being of a socially unacceptable hirsute nature.
BUT who dares to call body hair a bad thing?

Whatever is an open-minded Liberal to do?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. This is pretty obnoxious...

[FuzzySlippers]

5. GOG, I can't tell what that is doing.

It's not animated on my stupid dial-up. But I'm sure it's plenty obnoxious.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. puking smiley...

Sorry to spoil... :)

[XemaSab]

7. .

[FuzzySlippers]

8. You've gone too far!!

Get outta my thread with that accursed smilie!!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[entanglement]

10. Frist blamed Democrats for the $8 trillion deficit

:wtf:

[FuzzySlippers]

11. It's all that spending on Head Start.

[SofaKingLiberal]

13. 34% approve

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. Bernie Ward of KGO just called someone a "horse's twat".

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Jara sang]

15. Your feet stink.