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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 02:18 PM
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Three breeding pricks walk into a bar...
Edited on Thu Mar-16-06 02:19 PM by HypnoToad
and the barkeep says "Don't tell me: Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?""


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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 02:22 PM
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1. I knew I could count on you
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 02:23 PM
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2. A day without that joke is like a day
WITH sunshine.

For shame HypnoToad, for shame....
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 02:26 PM
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3. I just need to find more fun things to do with my fingers than type...
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 02:28 PM
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4. !
Edited on Thu Mar-16-06 02:28 PM by eyepaddle
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 02:40 PM
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5. ..
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