I've decided to become a Freeper

[LostinVA]

Because it's so much easier when you let other people do your thinking for you. I could spend all of that extra time watching Kate Winslet and Ashley Judd movies. IMPORTANT stuff.

[Swede]

1. First you have got to turn off spell check.

And then forget it exists.

[LostinVA]

2. Hmmmm thagfst a gsijs idea!!111

[Xipe Totec]

3. SECUND, TERN ON ALL CAPS.

IT MEKES ET SOUND LEUDER, SO PEEPUL THENK YOUR SMART.

[LostinVA]

5. I THINK GEROGE BUSH ROCKS!!!111

HE ISBERTRER TAHB CLINTON WVER WAS, OR HIS LESBIAV WIFE HITLERLY!!!111 YAY, I'M SERIES, YOU DUmmies!!!!111 AHHAHAH

How's that?

[ncrainbowgrrl]

9. Better- I think you're getting the hang of it.

Keep practicing!

[LostinVA]

16. KOOL!!111

[Xipe Totec]

14. That Worked

:scared:

[LostinVA]

18. I'm scaring myself! This is too easy!

All you have to do is make believe your head is stuffed with cheese...

[mtowngman]

4. does this make you what they call a mole?

[LostinVA]

6. NO, BECAVES I'M TURNING INTO A FREEP, I HAVENYTR

BIN WON THE HOLE TIEM!!!1111

THIS IS A HUGH ANNOUNCMENT!!1111

[mtowngman]

17. OK, good luck

Remember if you call Bill O'Reilly's show, don't mention us.

[LostinVA]

19. OOOOH! GUD IDEA!!11

[hyphenate]

7. I understand the difficulty

in such a conversion. I believe there is a major rule that you need to have a frontal lobotomy before you can join their ranks. At least for the ones I've had experience with in the past!

Some manage to get by with some ECT, but the lobotomy is actually far more successful.

[LostinVA]

10. Hmmm... maybe raeding all of Coulter's books would do it...

(notice the typo!!!)

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. You're too smart

[LostinVA]

11. YOUR A TEACHER WAHT DOI YOU KNOW

YOU DONT EVEIN WORK IN THE SUMMERS!!1111 LIBERUL ELITEIST!!!111

How was that????

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. Not bad

But I have had better.

[LostinVA]

27. Damn... I need to try harder....

[ncrainbowgrrl]

12. Wouldn't that be "YOUR tO Smart?"

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

13. giggle

[proud2BlibKansan]

25. o ya i gess it wud bee

[Wetzelbill]

15. An Culter Roks!!!!!

[LostinVA]

20. OMG! I reached 7000 posts on this silly thread

I didn't know I was so close!

[ashling]

21. Cogito Ergo Demacratus Sum

or something like that - I never was any good in Latin

[LostinVA]

22. That sounds furin....

[Redstone]

23. Yup, just listen to Rush Limpbag in the morning, and you'll have your

opinions for the day delivered right to you. No fuss, no muss, no thinking required.

Redstone

[Blue_Tires]

26. y'all on DU are too BUYIST!

[LostinVA]

28. Hahahha! I've never seen that one

[El Fuego]

29. First get a brain-ectomy

Because you will no longer need it.

[Brewman_Jax]

30. Are you series???2???

to really warp your brain, you have to watch daytime TV and stay up late watching infomercials. No cartoons, too intellectual. :rofl: